Jesus’s foreskin was an actual holy relic, btw. Also, not to make light of schizophrenia. My best friend has it, and I have her permission to make this joke.
by Oversama
Jesus’s foreskin was an actual holy relic, btw. Also, not to make light of schizophrenia. My best friend has it, and I have her permission to make this joke.
by Oversama
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I mean, who doesn’t like to collect foreskin
Lol, Jesus’s foreskin wasn’t a ‘holy relic’. Some piece of dried out *whatever* skin that was sold to the church by an early medieval con artist was- see the ‘Beard of St Peter’ (actually a secondhand sex-workers pubic wig, [true story](http://spinneyhead.co.uk/2009/02/14/st-peters-beard/)),any of the dozen or so Holy Grails that the Vatican have “sufficient belief” in to venerate, the Veil of Veronica & the Shroud of Turin.
My best friend is black so does that mean I can?
Is your best friend here in the room with us now?
She also slurped up the wash water of cancer patients filled with their pus and rot and declared the sweetest thing she ever drank.
Schizophrenic people built unbelievable influence in the history.
Only goes to show you humans will believe anything superstitious.
Arent all nuns married to jesus?