You will never convince me Nick Adams isn’t a parody account.
Brutalur on
The contortions one has to pull off to suck someones balls as well as getting fucked up the ass by them is quite impressive, though.
NotRadTrad05 on
Given the near crippling bone spurs he had, it really shows you just how magnificent he truly must have been as a young athlete…
KopOut on
Reminder that President Trump is in the Epstein files. Like, a lot.
DeadMoney13 on
Alpha males clinging to big daddy’s nuts.
oscar-the-bud on
I’m no NFL expert but I don’t recall any team’s name being called The Chickens.
Sweet_Priority_819 on
What sport? Any sport would have been way too much work for him. Imagine someone telling him what to do all the time and him complying with that. LOL no he was going to be a rich nepobaby grifter.
kalel1980 on
I would feel so dirty if I was saying stuff like this about Trump.
thereverendpuck on
Not that Trump was ever a star athlete, but no, it wouldn’t have been on a stage like that. When he would’ve been that age, it was just GMs in a hotel auditorium naming names.
Lemon_Sented on
Something something bone spurs or some shit , Jesus Christ gop needs some kneepads , gonna get some nasty rug burn from all the full throating they be doing .
ESUTimberwolves on
Trump would have been the rich kid with booster parents that would get put into the game whenever his team had the ball on the 1 yard line so he could score the touchdown and get all the glory.
Gauth1erN on
The USA, a country where professional athletes are a physical handicap too big to be drafted in the Vietnam war.
Equivalent_Passage95 on
Pretty sure most drafts didn’t have a stage in the era Trump would’ve been eligible
SnooStrawberries3391 on
Ooooh. He forgot about the cursed supposed bone spurs! Don’t tell anyone.
a_shiny_heatran on
I wish he was just an nfl star. He’d be much easier to ignore
Don’t forget to fondle his balls gently while you’re at it, Nick.
JTSpirit36 on
The average age of a NFL player is 27…. Trump was 27 in 1973… They didn’t start airing the NFL drafts on tv till 1980… So no, we would have never watched him go across the NFL draft stage on TV even if he had persued sports…
FlaAirborne on
But the bone spur?
PassThatSpliff on
No one even asked. These people are so inflated with lies that they just have to continue spewing them randomly without even being a single question.
LeahaP1013 on
You can play professional football with bone spurs? Besides, once he hears the word “draft,” he dodges.
TrashApocalypse on
The guy who couldn’t go to Vietnam because of bone spurs was a star athlete?
gerryflint on
Wait, that’s not obvious sarcasm?
Existing-Decision-33 on
Pedophilia isn’t a sport where I’m from
BooneSalvo2 on
Raping women and children isn’t a sport, Nick
michael46and2 on
The guy who dodged the draft because of “bone spurs” would have been a professional athlete?
Jzobie on
He was supposed to be in the NFL draft but he successfully dodged it.
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I just have no words
You will never convince me Nick Adams isn’t a parody account.
The contortions one has to pull off to suck someones balls as well as getting fucked up the ass by them is quite impressive, though.
Given the near crippling bone spurs he had, it really shows you just how magnificent he truly must have been as a young athlete…
Reminder that President Trump is in the Epstein files. Like, a lot.
Alpha males clinging to big daddy’s nuts.
I’m no NFL expert but I don’t recall any team’s name being called The Chickens.
What sport? Any sport would have been way too much work for him. Imagine someone telling him what to do all the time and him complying with that. LOL no he was going to be a rich nepobaby grifter.
I would feel so dirty if I was saying stuff like this about Trump.
Not that Trump was ever a star athlete, but no, it wouldn’t have been on a stage like that. When he would’ve been that age, it was just GMs in a hotel auditorium naming names.
Something something bone spurs or some shit , Jesus Christ gop needs some kneepads , gonna get some nasty rug burn from all the full throating they be doing .
Trump would have been the rich kid with booster parents that would get put into the game whenever his team had the ball on the 1 yard line so he could score the touchdown and get all the glory.
The USA, a country where professional athletes are a physical handicap too big to be drafted in the Vietnam war.
Pretty sure most drafts didn’t have a stage in the era Trump would’ve been eligible
Ooooh. He forgot about the cursed supposed bone spurs! Don’t tell anyone.
I wish he was just an nfl star. He’d be much easier to ignore
https://preview.redd.it/a2jn8dbtx6xg1.jpeg?width=949&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe633ed9fcf44d76f0f8c73212e297033d848e7b
Is Nick Adams from an alternate reality?
He bowled at military school. Not the typical path to the NFL.
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Hey! He did earn a bowling trophy!! If that isn’t being athletic, I don’t know what is… He could’ve made 10,000s of dollars doing this.
Wouldn’t his bone spurs prevented him from pro athletics
That’s not fellatio, he’s doing tricks on it
Please. That fat fuck has never been athletic.
There is Cheeto dust on his face…
I can hardly believe this is real. This man’s partner is probably seriously humiliated. Orange nose up an orange ass.
The only thing he successfully ran was away from the draft
NFL Draft. Whatever.
He couldn’t even limp
his way into the military draft.
Didn’t Trump, nearly single-handedly, destroy a whole football league, the XFL?
But he needed a medical waiver for Vietnam… hmmmm
Trump is not a star anything. He’s not even good at grifting people, he just for some reason gets away with it. Farthest thing from a smooth criminal.
Reminder that Donald trump doesn’t know how to ride a bike. That’s real.
WTF?
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Don’t forget to fondle his balls gently while you’re at it, Nick.
The average age of a NFL player is 27…. Trump was 27 in 1973… They didn’t start airing the NFL drafts on tv till 1980… So no, we would have never watched him go across the NFL draft stage on TV even if he had persued sports…
But the bone spur?
No one even asked. These people are so inflated with lies that they just have to continue spewing them randomly without even being a single question.
You can play professional football with bone spurs? Besides, once he hears the word “draft,” he dodges.
The guy who couldn’t go to Vietnam because of bone spurs was a star athlete?
Wait, that’s not obvious sarcasm?
Pedophilia isn’t a sport where I’m from
Raping women and children isn’t a sport, Nick
The guy who dodged the draft because of “bone spurs” would have been a professional athlete?
He was supposed to be in the NFL draft but he successfully dodged it.
Many people were saying!