That always bugs me. For example, I’ll type in the first letter of my email address, suddenly red letters are screaming, “Invalid email!”
iMaximilianRS on
Vampires in shambles
Rocks_King99 on
😂😂😂😂😂
Shadow293 on
Must be hard trying to verify age as a vampire
TheWurstOfMe on
This is fake. There aren’t 13 months in a year.
/s
Jonnyflash80 on
Let me fix that disclaimer for you.
“Your age won’t be shared publicly or used for advertising purposes, but we’ll sell the info to every business partner we possibly can.” – Google
SufficientBreakfast1 on
Whats the max age it will accept? Like what if I was actually over 100?
urmumr8s8outof8 on
Old enough to drive.
PM_THE_REAPER on
Those are my first three numbers too. Fuck!
Wide-Chemistry-8078 on
Vampire!
BountyHunter177 on
Hey! I was born on the 5th! Almost twins.
pterodactyl_balls on
WHY IS A NAVIGATION APP ASKING FOR YOUR AGE
bluemaciz on
I feel like you should be able to age verification via pictures and questions, like having a rotary phone, pogs, a pet rock, baseball card + bicycle, and asking how they are used with limited time to respond.
dargonmike1 on
*Year 2145* “We need your ID, SSN, Body Tag #, Fingerprint, and your income before we allow you to use our GPS systems”.🙃
russellvt on
Most common “birthday” on the Internet? It’s January 1st. I’m not even kidding.
You just need to “pick a year” (one you likely should “remember for verification purposes” later).
Diregnoll on
I hope it doesnt block kids from using it if they are under 18. Like there were quite a few times when i was growing up that i missed the bus and my dad was out of town. So walking home was the only option.
stickJ0ckey on
just crosspost to r/ProgrammerHumor
Practical-Sink-3987 on
Why does a fucking app that tells me where to drive need to know my fucking age.
DarkMatterBurrito on
To quote Dorian Gray, ” I’m complicated. “
Walkswithnofear on
Bullshit. Vampires can drive too.
pm_social_cues on
I remember reading that a huge amount of steam accounts just left the default date and have birthdays as 1/1/1900. Which still makes them all older than the oldest person alive as the oldest person alive is born in 1909.
AnimatedBasketcase on
reminds me of how I like to troll my dad every time he brings up his birthday(1976) by asking how he’s still alive if he was born in the 1900’s lol
throwaway098764567 on
but why though? need directions to brothels or something?
OutInABlazeOfGlory on
“Your age won’t be shown publicly **or used for advertising purposes**”
Respectfully only one of those I can verify and the other I highly doubt.
If it were Facebook/“Meta” I would just outright say this is false because Facebook engineers have admitted in court before they have no way of controlling what the data they collect is used for. Once they know something about you they’re unable to prevent themselves from misusing it.
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Lol, the UI team has a great sense of humor
What a horribe UX
That always bugs me. For example, I’ll type in the first letter of my email address, suddenly red letters are screaming, “Invalid email!”
Vampires in shambles
😂😂😂😂😂
Must be hard trying to verify age as a vampire
This is fake. There aren’t 13 months in a year.
/s
Let me fix that disclaimer for you.
“Your age won’t be shared publicly or used for advertising purposes, but we’ll sell the info to every business partner we possibly can.” – Google
Whats the max age it will accept? Like what if I was actually over 100?
Old enough to drive.
Those are my first three numbers too. Fuck!
Vampire!
Hey! I was born on the 5th! Almost twins.
WHY IS A NAVIGATION APP ASKING FOR YOUR AGE
I feel like you should be able to age verification via pictures and questions, like having a rotary phone, pogs, a pet rock, baseball card + bicycle, and asking how they are used with limited time to respond.
*Year 2145* “We need your ID, SSN, Body Tag #, Fingerprint, and your income before we allow you to use our GPS systems”.🙃
Most common “birthday” on the Internet? It’s January 1st. I’m not even kidding.
You just need to “pick a year” (one you likely should “remember for verification purposes” later).
I hope it doesnt block kids from using it if they are under 18. Like there were quite a few times when i was growing up that i missed the bus and my dad was out of town. So walking home was the only option.
just crosspost to r/ProgrammerHumor
Why does a fucking app that tells me where to drive need to know my fucking age.
To quote Dorian Gray, ” I’m complicated. “
Bullshit. Vampires can drive too.
I remember reading that a huge amount of steam accounts just left the default date and have birthdays as 1/1/1900. Which still makes them all older than the oldest person alive as the oldest person alive is born in 1909.
reminds me of how I like to troll my dad every time he brings up his birthday(1976) by asking how he’s still alive if he was born in the 1900’s lol
but why though? need directions to brothels or something?
“Your age won’t be shown publicly **or used for advertising purposes**”
Respectfully only one of those I can verify and the other I highly doubt.
If it were Facebook/“Meta” I would just outright say this is false because Facebook engineers have admitted in court before they have no way of controlling what the data they collect is used for. Once they know something about you they’re unable to prevent themselves from misusing it.