Let em know your rights with you whites.
by BigFishPub
Let em know your rights with you whites.
by BigFishPub
16 Comments
cuz I didn’t want to get on that flight anyway
For people who enjoy the pat downs.
enjoy the full body cavity strip seatch!
I love this so much!
The full body scanners at airports aren’t x-rays…
These may trigger the scanners, but all the person would see is a picture of a generic body with a red square around the crotch telling them that’s what set off the scanner.
Then you’d get a back of the hand pat down to your genitals and be told to carry on.
Unless they really think something is up and make you strip in a side room, TSA is never gonna see this.
Something tells me if an Arab person wears this it wouldn’t go well
Great now another MRI horror story.
Good way to get a stranger to touch your junk.
I’m gonna need a bigger patch
For an extra fun experience, wear them in an MRI machine!
If this isn’t the most privileged cis white dude idea I’ve ever seen…
ok, this is a god dam waste. there should be like a huge dong on there or like a squid dong or a dragon dong.
my point is that this could have been used to make it look like you have some big ass dong.
So are they called “tighty righties” or “4th amenderpants?”
So TSA won’t know how small your dick is
Hello mister fancy pants.
Great way to get invited to the secondary screening room