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    Inteoducing the new advisor in charge of opening the Strait of Hormuz….

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    2. alphajager on

      “Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid.”

    3. offarock on

      For Trump’s cabinet, this appointment instantly lowers the average alcohol consumption while greatly elevating the average qualifications for the jobs assigned.

    8. Marsupialwolf on

      I have way, way, WAY more confidence in Captain Sparrow than I do in Kushner, Witkoff, and Vance. Do it.

    10. roararoarus on

      Depp could probably get Trump to appoint him as Secretary of the Navy based on “his experience as a pirate captain”. Look at Hegseth if you think this is unbelievable

    14. Geewhiz911 on

      Okay, this is very good and totally in character for Trump, I’m sure he asked about “[…] that pirate Deep, Deep? Not Deep?! Depp it is, it’s his pirate name I guess […]”

    19. Obvious-Gate9046 on

      He’s an abuser, he drinks a lot, he has his own ship he regularly loses and steals back… checks out.

    20. wobbleeduk85 on

      To be fair I think he’d pull it off, and be the only one there to do their job.. M

    22. markth_wi on

      Why is it the case that I would FULLY expect Johnny Depp to actually be able to pull it off.

      Oh that’s right – he’s got strange habits up the Wahoo, and questionable decision-making galore, but if asked I bet he’d take the job seriously and as he is actually capable of stringing sentences together , being likable for periods of time and solving basic problems there is a non-zero chance he’d be able to do the job.

    23. Sartres_Roommate on

      He stole his mantra, “I may be the worst president you have heard of, but you have HEARD of me”

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