All I can think about is how bad eczema flare ups would be on fingers.
GDitto_New on
Obligatory crime mention
GiggleFester on
The DMV had a hard time fingerprinting me because I was an RN (retired now) and nurses wash their hands so much that fingerprints wear off.
ultramadden on
Alright, Mr Sleeper Agent 😉
outforawalkbitcj on
i get eczema flare ups on my fingers when i get stressed out and this happens too! at one point i was barista and it was happening and i kept dropping the steaming pitchers on the ground bc my hands had no grip 😭 it’s really uncomfortable to have eczema there!
punisherchad on
K burned mine off before giving me the last suit I’ll ever wear.
Unumbotte on
Your DMV fingerprints people? That is even more mildly interesting.
mallad on
“Sir, there were no fingerprints found at the scene.”
“No fingerprints? I know just who we’re looking for.”
Marthman on
A bit of the ol’ hitman’s finger? On every finger?! By jove!
hatecriminal on
You’re secretly an assassin or spy, aren’t you? Or an MIB agent?

Waramp on
CBP gave up trying to get my fingerprints when I applied for Nexus because I wore them off rock climbing.
TremendousSeabass on
I‘m curious, are you still able to use Touch ID on your Mac or is that also not working?
6626906 on
Mask up and rob some banks
Nataliezephrin on
Yea eczema can absolutely mess with fingerprint patterns because the skin keeps rebuilding differently especially during flare ups
AnyUnderstanding1879 on
Have you reached out to the CIA?
Alone_Revenue639 on
my mom had no finger prints because she washed dishes for so many years
or so she said
Waste_Extent_8414 on
I feel like this makes you easier to frame:
– No fingerprints were found at the scene.
– exactly.
aunycs on
A crime investigator’s worst nightmare
Nisi-Marie on
Fun fact….going through chemotherapy can also wipe your fingerprints. Sometimes it comes back afterwards, sometimes it is permanent.
Source: partner just had 3rd round of chemo
DynamiteRuckus on
I’ve been there, but not for years. It really sucked. Topical steroids with gloves on with night. Really hated that.
Tetrix (prescription) and Cerve hand lotion were pretty helpful. Aveda’s hand cream also is pretty good, just expensive.
Everyone hand soap seems to strip the oils off my hands less, but I assume there was something environmental with my hands too. Their lotion works decently too, it was a lifesaver during covid.
theDestroyer501 on
Finally, someone who actually has clean hands.
aphaits on
That sucks. One of my friend has eczema and he worked as a chef before when he was young and having his skin irritated due to latex gloves, food ingredients, and the constant handwashing really does torture him a bit. His pasta is delicious tho and thankfully lately hes only doing officework and the sore parts are localized in his elbows nowadays.
I’m curious to OP, have you ever had check for allergies, auto immune, or deficiencies? Some of my family has auto immune and part of it is redness and itchiness on the skin.
gellshayngel on
Toeprints.
Wizdad-1000 on

Time to commit crime! /s
B_A_Beder on
Why does your DMV take fingerprints?
WaffleHouseGladiator on
Fingerprinting at the DMV? That’s news to me.
Then_Version9768 on
You’d make a perfect criminal, wouldn’t you? Have you ever thought of going into that line of work? “Sorry, captain, I couldn’t find a single good fingerprint on this guy.”
alkiet on
Have yoU trIeD pUtTing lOtI0n oN iT
?
coffincolors on
Nice, and I’m glad that your hand is not your sweater, or whatever that is.The thumbnail scared me for a split second
squiddysmama on
IS THAT WHY MY FINGERPRINTS ARE MESSED UP?!? I can’t use any type of fingerprint reader…
Thank you so much for posting this. It makes so much sense but I’ve never put two and two together.
Also years ago I worked as a licensed insurance person and they needed fingerprints from me. They retook them like 4 times. I think they may have given up at some point 🤦🏼♀️
pinket25 on
Wash less, keep them moisturized, keep them warm. It will heal. It took me a couple of years but it healed. At one point it was so bad that I couldn’t shake hands with others, fearing it’d give them a cut.
SwampCrittr on
…….. I’m turning you in. So you know a…”cookie monster”?
Cause… been looking for him.
Edit: I read this and it’s embarrassing lmfao I’m sorry! 😣
GrandSyzygy on

Samson_J_Rivers on
Yeah my sister lost all her prints from a combo of eczema and working in food services with cleaners and gloves she was Allergic to. Last time i shook her hand i recoiled because its almost completely smooth beaides joints.
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All I can think about is how bad eczema flare ups would be on fingers.
Obligatory crime mention
The DMV had a hard time fingerprinting me because I was an RN (retired now) and nurses wash their hands so much that fingerprints wear off.
Alright, Mr Sleeper Agent 😉
i get eczema flare ups on my fingers when i get stressed out and this happens too! at one point i was barista and it was happening and i kept dropping the steaming pitchers on the ground bc my hands had no grip 😭 it’s really uncomfortable to have eczema there!
K burned mine off before giving me the last suit I’ll ever wear.
Your DMV fingerprints people? That is even more mildly interesting.
“Sir, there were no fingerprints found at the scene.”
“No fingerprints? I know just who we’re looking for.”
A bit of the ol’ hitman’s finger? On every finger?! By jove!
You’re secretly an assassin or spy, aren’t you? Or an MIB agent?

CBP gave up trying to get my fingerprints when I applied for Nexus because I wore them off rock climbing.
I‘m curious, are you still able to use Touch ID on your Mac or is that also not working?
Mask up and rob some banks
Yea eczema can absolutely mess with fingerprint patterns because the skin keeps rebuilding differently especially during flare ups
Have you reached out to the CIA?
my mom had no finger prints because she washed dishes for so many years
or so she said
I feel like this makes you easier to frame:
– No fingerprints were found at the scene.
– exactly.
A crime investigator’s worst nightmare
Fun fact….going through chemotherapy can also wipe your fingerprints. Sometimes it comes back afterwards, sometimes it is permanent.
Source: partner just had 3rd round of chemo
I’ve been there, but not for years. It really sucked. Topical steroids with gloves on with night. Really hated that.
Tetrix (prescription) and Cerve hand lotion were pretty helpful. Aveda’s hand cream also is pretty good, just expensive.
Everyone hand soap seems to strip the oils off my hands less, but I assume there was something environmental with my hands too. Their lotion works decently too, it was a lifesaver during covid.
Finally, someone who actually has clean hands.
That sucks. One of my friend has eczema and he worked as a chef before when he was young and having his skin irritated due to latex gloves, food ingredients, and the constant handwashing really does torture him a bit. His pasta is delicious tho and thankfully lately hes only doing officework and the sore parts are localized in his elbows nowadays.
I’m curious to OP, have you ever had check for allergies, auto immune, or deficiencies? Some of my family has auto immune and part of it is redness and itchiness on the skin.
Toeprints.

Time to commit crime! /s
Why does your DMV take fingerprints?
Fingerprinting at the DMV? That’s news to me.
You’d make a perfect criminal, wouldn’t you? Have you ever thought of going into that line of work? “Sorry, captain, I couldn’t find a single good fingerprint on this guy.”
Have yoU trIeD pUtTing lOtI0n oN iT
?
Nice, and I’m glad that your hand is not your sweater, or whatever that is.The thumbnail scared me for a split second
IS THAT WHY MY FINGERPRINTS ARE MESSED UP?!? I can’t use any type of fingerprint reader…
Thank you so much for posting this. It makes so much sense but I’ve never put two and two together.
Also years ago I worked as a licensed insurance person and they needed fingerprints from me. They retook them like 4 times. I think they may have given up at some point 🤦🏼♀️
Wash less, keep them moisturized, keep them warm. It will heal. It took me a couple of years but it healed. At one point it was so bad that I couldn’t shake hands with others, fearing it’d give them a cut.
…….. I’m turning you in. So you know a…”cookie monster”?
Cause… been looking for him.
Edit: I read this and it’s embarrassing lmfao I’m sorry! 😣

Yeah my sister lost all her prints from a combo of eczema and working in food services with cleaners and gloves she was Allergic to. Last time i shook her hand i recoiled because its almost completely smooth beaides joints.
Time to pivot to a new cat burglar career!