On top of all the Strait of Hormuz trouble, now a history question too
un_theist on
>Straight
Obviously English language definitions/usage shit is right up there, too.
skawn on
Assuming history survives Conservatives doing all they can to rewrite it.
Dean868 on
Spell check fail.. “Strait”
BoyznGirlznBabes on
Per my HS history teacher’s guidelines, you need a paragraph each on political, economic, and social. So ummm, yeah, we’re gonna need a longer booklet.
Bevaqua_mojo on
Straight of Hormuz sounds like a gay bar, the same way “two tight ends and a wide receiver” sounds like an NFL bar
ThatGuyYouMightNo on
Question 37: How many times did False-President Trump declare the Strait to be open? A: 16, B: 24, C: 56, D: 108
Prohydration on
The hardest part of answering this history question is resisting the urge to cut to the chase and just say “trump is a moron.”
Fegless on
Americans don’t learn about their history in school anyway so no problem.
civil_surfer on
High school US history barely covers anything past ww2, they’ll cover this maybe in 2100
Purgii on
Who closed the Strait of Hormuz?
A. Iran.
B. USA.
silvercoated1 on
What AP History? They will only teach AP Bible Study
piratevirus1 on
The is a war, is a conflict, it’s over we won, actually we are at war, but we won it, but they have 48hrs or we annihilate them, but not really, but the strait is opened, but it’s closed because we closed it but it’s open again but they have 48 hours but now it’s indefinite.
dividezero on
The regular kids will just get the sanitized version of all this but the ap kids are going to have it rough. There’s no way to explain all this shit. They’re just going to need to have open book tests in the future
Wiskid86 on
Multiple choice
Who closed the straits of hormuz?
A. Joe Biden
B. Barack Obama
C. The Democrats
D. Hilary Clintons Emails
E. All of the above
F. Iran
G. None of the above
brandonjslippingaway on
Imagine people who weren’t alive yet attempting to quote Trump as a primary source, when he’s expressed *every* opinion from “I’m gonna run the strait with the Ayatollah” to “I’m gonna genocide the entire country”.
Absolutely pointless examining anything he says.
Tabenes on
OMG….
The children will have to study and explain the meaning behind shit posts and memes.
Ill_Name_6368 on
Don’t worry, there’ll be no AP exams because our education system won’t exist by then.
PokemonAnimar on
I dunno if humans will even be having classes in 20 years if we don’t get rid of this orange pedophile.. he’s going to take the whole world down with him
pinetreesgreen on
Imagine having to write a paper on tarriffs. They have changed daily, particularly in the first 6 months or so.
dylan2451 on
I know this is political humor, and what I’m about to say isn’t in the spirit of humor, but I do often legitimately wonder how long it will take to actually become a noticeable part of the APUSH curriculum. When I took it a decade ago, the late 80’s,90’s, and early 2000’s combined were a single chapter. Bush’s mission accomplished photo was the last thing in my text book. I think I had a single question on my test that was from the 90’s and up.
SPAZING0UT on
Just pick the stupidest answer. Its probably correct.
Specialist_Secret438 on
If it was the gays of Hormuz, Hegseth would never send the navy there
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On top of all the Strait of Hormuz trouble, now a history question too
>Straight
Obviously English language definitions/usage shit is right up there, too.
Assuming history survives Conservatives doing all they can to rewrite it.
Spell check fail.. “Strait”
Per my HS history teacher’s guidelines, you need a paragraph each on political, economic, and social. So ummm, yeah, we’re gonna need a longer booklet.
Straight of Hormuz sounds like a gay bar, the same way “two tight ends and a wide receiver” sounds like an NFL bar
Question 37: How many times did False-President Trump declare the Strait to be open? A: 16, B: 24, C: 56, D: 108
The hardest part of answering this history question is resisting the urge to cut to the chase and just say “trump is a moron.”
Americans don’t learn about their history in school anyway so no problem.
High school US history barely covers anything past ww2, they’ll cover this maybe in 2100
Who closed the Strait of Hormuz?
A. Iran.
B. USA.
What AP History? They will only teach AP Bible Study
The is a war, is a conflict, it’s over we won, actually we are at war, but we won it, but they have 48hrs or we annihilate them, but not really, but the strait is opened, but it’s closed because we closed it but it’s open again but they have 48 hours but now it’s indefinite.
The regular kids will just get the sanitized version of all this but the ap kids are going to have it rough. There’s no way to explain all this shit. They’re just going to need to have open book tests in the future
Multiple choice
Who closed the straits of hormuz?
A. Joe Biden
B. Barack Obama
C. The Democrats
D. Hilary Clintons Emails
E. All of the above
F. Iran
G. None of the above
Imagine people who weren’t alive yet attempting to quote Trump as a primary source, when he’s expressed *every* opinion from “I’m gonna run the strait with the Ayatollah” to “I’m gonna genocide the entire country”.
Absolutely pointless examining anything he says.
OMG….
The children will have to study and explain the meaning behind shit posts and memes.
Don’t worry, there’ll be no AP exams because our education system won’t exist by then.
I dunno if humans will even be having classes in 20 years if we don’t get rid of this orange pedophile.. he’s going to take the whole world down with him
Imagine having to write a paper on tarriffs. They have changed daily, particularly in the first 6 months or so.
I know this is political humor, and what I’m about to say isn’t in the spirit of humor, but I do often legitimately wonder how long it will take to actually become a noticeable part of the APUSH curriculum. When I took it a decade ago, the late 80’s,90’s, and early 2000’s combined were a single chapter. Bush’s mission accomplished photo was the last thing in my text book. I think I had a single question on my test that was from the 90’s and up.
Just pick the stupidest answer. Its probably correct.
If it was the gays of Hormuz, Hegseth would never send the navy there
Is Strait of Hormuz currently open
A. Yes
B. No