Wait till you learn about the inevitable heat death of the universe
Drudgework on
The length of time that alignment would last is so short that it is entirely possible it has already happened to you and you didn’t notice.
Xeno_Prime on
Oh, my sweet summer child. Do you wish to know of the true existential horror quantum physics can visit upon you? The things that could possibly happen, and all we can do is pray they do not? Then I have three words for you. Never look them up. Never learn what they mean. Not if mere quantum tunneling frightens you. Because quantum tunneling doesn’t have shit on…
FALSE VACUUM DECAY
Shard0f0dium on
Thinking only in terms of particles and not waves. Rookie mistake
Inevitable-Goat-7062 on
If you want more exitensial dread theres a chance you can just randomly get a brain anurism
So me you some redditor who is cranking their hog reading this are on the roulette wheel of brain anuyrism:]
It_Was_Me_Aust1n on
I seriously need physics to stop teasing me and just get it over with.
TheFarmerHue on
That’s how you end up in the backrooms
asdf_lord on
It’s theoretically possible though entirely improbable that every atom in your body suddenly teleports 1 light-year away into empty space.
HereticHighborn on
Pretty sure that’s what happens to my socks when I wash them…
Mr_Lumbergh on
Meh, odds of getting directly hit by a meteorite are higher.
Gozertank on
And that, your honor, is how I ended up in that locked bank vault without setting off any alarms.
Redninja0400 on
You just reinvented the backrooms
SonicTheHedgehog99 on
Backrooms time!
Big_Z_Beeblebrox on
It’s funny how the psyche can fixate on and make one scared of highly improbable, borderline unrealistic events, and at the same time ignore very real and present dangers with a much higher probability of actually causing one harm.
For example, smoking and vaping. Both are objectively harmful and completely avoidable, yet people will still willingly do both. But those same people will take great care to avoid stepping on cracks in the sidewalk.
Not saying one needs to fear everything around them that *is* potentially hazardous, but some things deserve our attention more than others
littlebuett on
I think the number you put is WAYYYY to large. It is significantly less likely than that
Whocares7x on
I feel this way about spontaneous combustion which has been documented before to have happened…
Wolfy4226 on
There’s a non zero chance that you can phase through your wall.
Keffpie on
This happens when I play ping pong, like all the time
IronTownPictures on
I’m curious whether it actually ever happened before
acanadiangooseforyou on
The chances of this happening are so low that if you repeatedly punched a wall in the lifespan of a trillion trillion universes, it is still very unlikely to happen once
Ok-Clothes9248 on
Still higher chances than you finding a gf
amidja_16 on
Wait, does that also mean that there IS a chance that my perfect dream girl will simply and literally fall into my lap while I’m doing nothing in my room?
Dr_Axton on
The ultimate gambling game
IzzaPizza22 on
What the Bleep do we Know really screws some people up.
Gatti366 on
You are missing A LOT of zeroes to achieve that
Casual-Netizen on
The sun is going to implode in 10 billion years and destroy the earth 😱😱😱😱 omg
balutbuster on
Or that your guts can fall right out of you
RedditGosen on
My math teacher who also had a phd in physics once told us that it would be posible that all the oxygen molecules could move into one corner of the room. (for a short time and with a very Low Chance)
Typical-Decision-273 on
That’s me anytime when I fell asleep in the 1980s. Heavy thread chair/ recliner and my hair got stuck in between the threads
dwehlen on
Higher chance of false-vaccuum decay. But a non-zero chance is a non-zero chance. Flukes happen!
Adventurous-Pay-7130 on
Double it and give it to the next person
An_Evil_Scientist666 on
You know what’s even scarier? in about 10↑10↑10↑10↑2.08 years every single thing happening right now in the entire universe will be happening again, like you being scared of no clipping making a post of it and me replying 4 hours after.
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Really? Jajajajajajaja
physics got me stressed 💀
Wait till you learn about the inevitable heat death of the universe
The length of time that alignment would last is so short that it is entirely possible it has already happened to you and you didn’t notice.
Oh, my sweet summer child. Do you wish to know of the true existential horror quantum physics can visit upon you? The things that could possibly happen, and all we can do is pray they do not? Then I have three words for you. Never look them up. Never learn what they mean. Not if mere quantum tunneling frightens you. Because quantum tunneling doesn’t have shit on…
FALSE VACUUM DECAY
Thinking only in terms of particles and not waves. Rookie mistake
If you want more exitensial dread theres a chance you can just randomly get a brain anurism
So me you some redditor who is cranking their hog reading this are on the roulette wheel of brain anuyrism:]
I seriously need physics to stop teasing me and just get it over with.
That’s how you end up in the backrooms
It’s theoretically possible though entirely improbable that every atom in your body suddenly teleports 1 light-year away into empty space.
Pretty sure that’s what happens to my socks when I wash them…
Meh, odds of getting directly hit by a meteorite are higher.
And that, your honor, is how I ended up in that locked bank vault without setting off any alarms.
You just reinvented the backrooms
Backrooms time!
It’s funny how the psyche can fixate on and make one scared of highly improbable, borderline unrealistic events, and at the same time ignore very real and present dangers with a much higher probability of actually causing one harm.
For example, smoking and vaping. Both are objectively harmful and completely avoidable, yet people will still willingly do both. But those same people will take great care to avoid stepping on cracks in the sidewalk.
Not saying one needs to fear everything around them that *is* potentially hazardous, but some things deserve our attention more than others
I think the number you put is WAYYYY to large. It is significantly less likely than that
I feel this way about spontaneous combustion which has been documented before to have happened…
There’s a non zero chance that you can phase through your wall.
This happens when I play ping pong, like all the time
I’m curious whether it actually ever happened before
The chances of this happening are so low that if you repeatedly punched a wall in the lifespan of a trillion trillion universes, it is still very unlikely to happen once
Still higher chances than you finding a gf
Wait, does that also mean that there IS a chance that my perfect dream girl will simply and literally fall into my lap while I’m doing nothing in my room?
The ultimate gambling game
What the Bleep do we Know really screws some people up.
You are missing A LOT of zeroes to achieve that
The sun is going to implode in 10 billion years and destroy the earth 😱😱😱😱 omg
Or that your guts can fall right out of you
My math teacher who also had a phd in physics once told us that it would be posible that all the oxygen molecules could move into one corner of the room. (for a short time and with a very Low Chance)
That’s me anytime when I fell asleep in the 1980s. Heavy thread chair/ recliner and my hair got stuck in between the threads
Higher chance of false-vaccuum decay. But a non-zero chance is a non-zero chance. Flukes happen!
Double it and give it to the next person
You know what’s even scarier? in about 10↑10↑10↑10↑2.08 years every single thing happening right now in the entire universe will be happening again, like you being scared of no clipping making a post of it and me replying 4 hours after.
Yeah, that would be nice…