kaptainkaos on April 19, 2026 8:42 pm It’s all fun and games until someone grabs your shirt and it rips your dick off.
GuildensternLives on April 19, 2026 8:43 pm ***Wrong Answers Only:** It’s to hang your water bottle from.
Common-Swimmer-278 on April 19, 2026 8:46 pm Some guy is going to reach for the top shelf and it’ll pull his Johnson past his waist band, ending in an indecent exposure charge
ElevateTheMind on April 19, 2026 8:47 pm For your dildo. Wraps under your gooch, align the circle to your anus and put a dildo through it so the shirt holds.
deanvspanties on April 19, 2026 8:47 pm I’m more concerned about the cylindrical shape that is as long as his whole torso hiding under the shirt
drums_addict on April 19, 2026 8:50 pm So you can [ding-a-ding dang your dang-long ling-long.](https://youtu.be/GXCh9OhDiCI?si=y_LQGZgf314PWojg)
BoboSmooth on April 19, 2026 9:02 pm No, really, what is it for I mean it can’t be the obvious, right? Like what purpose would that serve?
No_Establishment8642 on April 19, 2026 9:03 pm Nothing sexier than a man in a body suit with his cock and balls strapped in.
Gogun on April 19, 2026 9:10 pm Morons are wearing it backwards! It’s supposed to support your furry tail butt plug, so it keeps a more natural angle.
stv_strm on April 19, 2026 9:11 pm Loop is for when you are removing the garment. Insert your foot into the loop and step down. Remove your foot from the loop once your foot has reached floor level. The top will slingshot off of your person upon release. Fast and convenient! *Can cause injury to eye or other parts so be mindful when removing garment.
praetorian1979 on April 19, 2026 9:13 pm to keep your nuts lifted so they don’t stick to your thighs in hot weather? 🤔
ThunkEnuff on April 19, 2026 9:26 pm Sometimes when I pee shaking is just too much. If only there was a shirt that would allow me to merely shrug to shake the snake.
croi_gaiscioch on April 19, 2026 9:42 pm I used to tell my kids “Don’t ask me a question you didn’t want to hear the answer to.”
ThatFlamingo942 on April 19, 2026 9:58 pm Uhhh, if there wasn’t a hole, how would you be able to fit your dick through your shirt. Pssshhht, duh.
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To put your dick in it
That’s a cock loop sir!
We all know damn well what that loop is for
Will definitely help keep your shirt tucked in.
You know what the loop is for
It’s all fun and games until someone grabs your shirt and it rips your dick off.
***Wrong Answers Only:**
It’s to hang your water bottle from.
Hold your pants up obviously
It’s a new [T.C. Tugger](https://youtu.be/VxDozuzfVuY)
*The cylinder must remain intact*
IYKYK
Some guy is going to reach for the top shelf and it’ll pull his Johnson past his waist band, ending in an indecent exposure charge
For your dildo. Wraps under your gooch, align the circle to your anus and put a dildo through it so the shirt holds.
I’m more concerned about the cylindrical shape that is as long as his whole torso hiding under the shirt
Lifts & separates.
A carabineer, so you can hang a water bottle
So you can [ding-a-ding dang your dang-long ling-long.](https://youtu.be/GXCh9OhDiCI?si=y_LQGZgf314PWojg)
Dong thong
He’s wearing it upside down. That’s the neck hole.
Deez nuts
It’s a TC Tugger!
All of a sudden, tank top wedgies are now a thing.
No, really, what is it for
I mean it can’t be the obvious, right?
Like what purpose would that serve?
Do they have a smaller size? Asking for someone else
Nothing sexier than a man in a body suit with his cock and balls strapped in.
That’s one way to protect your virginity.
Well, it’s an ad for you, so you tell us.
Morons are wearing it backwards! It’s supposed to support your furry tail butt plug, so it keeps a more natural angle.
Loop is for when you are removing the garment.
Insert your foot into the loop and step down.
Remove your foot from the loop once your foot has reached floor level.
The top will slingshot off of your person upon release.
Fast and convenient!
*Can cause injury to eye or other parts so be mindful when removing garment.
to keep your nuts lifted so they don’t stick to your thighs in hot weather? 🤔
If you hook it on your buttplug you can wear it like a onesie.
It’s a chin strap for your mom.
Step 1. Put a loop in the shirt…
Sometimes when I pee shaking is just too much. If only there was a shirt that would allow me to merely shrug to shake the snake.
I used to tell my kids “Don’t ask me a question you didn’t want to hear the answer to.”
Uhhh, if there wasn’t a hole, how would you be able to fit your dick through your shirt. Pssshhht, duh.
This is some gay ass shit