Meh, I’d take him. Guy looks like he gives about as much fucks as I do for the whole court process
StarlitMusse on
bro got assigned last minute and still figuring out the case
Fitnursesusie on
He’s not just an attorney; he’s a human tripod. Stable defense guaranteed 😂
BKO_BOY_047 on
Aye give em a chance
Emkavoo on
Let him cook
Realistic_Center2025 on
Ah, here we go. Public masturbation. Why don’t u do it at home like the rest of us? Alone with a big 50 inch TV screen?
-Saul Goodman
RonMexico15 on
That guy knows his shit
cndynn96 on
“Good news, we got your payment buddy”
“Bad news, they gave you life, sayonara”
riphange on
If your lawyer pulls up like this, just start packing your bags for the ‘extended vacation.’ You’re cooked
Fluid-Opportunity-17 on
Better than pro se. Even if he pooped his pants.
BlueSheepherderFirm on
Better Call Saul at Home
RopePsychological565 on
I read several experiences where the mustard stained, ugly, sweaty lawyer was the most competent motherfucker around. Apparently they use it as a tactic to look non threatening.
MidnightToker858 on
Is he standing that way to keep his pants from falling down the rest of the way? Who wears a suit without a belt?
JerseyshoreSeagull on
Check out the 0DTE puts bro. Changed my life. Also I’m selling NFTs and something called an all bird coin
Aromatic-Discount384 on
Power stance or pants stance?
StefanLeenaars on
Yeah my husband is a lawyer and he has this ‘informal’ style shall we say. Although he has to wear a toga in court (That I know he occasionally carries in a plastic supermarket shopping bag.) He’s currently the best reviewed lawyer in his field in our city. People wait for three months to get an appointment with him.
And he does do these referrals.
I noticed the trait in other highly respected intellectuals in their field. They sort of DGAF.
elevenmp3 on
Hes giving me Borat vibes, ‘whats up vanilla face?’ 😂
Difficult_Contest438 on
As someone who’s been in this position, it’s fucking mortifying. I look back at it now and it’s funny, but it wasn’t funny that anxious moment in court.
Barrister turned up late, got my details wrong he thought I was there on driving offences when I wasn’t, and he didn’t have his gown and wig so he had to go on shunt for some to borrow.
It was shit show. Guy was cool though and I walked away alright when it was all said and done he fought my corner well.
But fuck me first impressions I thought I was done that morning 😂
Gunz-n-Brunch on
EZ-Keel bustin out his SoundCloud album to hype you up before the trial
selfmade-idiot on
”just take 15 years”
ResolutionDue9861 on
Guess I’ll represent myself
MechanicalDan1 on
Hammer time.
ravenx92 on
I mean public defenders aren’t paid shit man….
winelover08816 on
You are going to jail if your attorney dresses like this.
TacticusRex on
If you don’t have a belt, one will be provided for you.
quinzr on
I bet he is low key balling in tackling issues lol
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Meh, I’d take him. Guy looks like he gives about as much fucks as I do for the whole court process
bro got assigned last minute and still figuring out the case
He’s not just an attorney; he’s a human tripod. Stable defense guaranteed 😂
Aye give em a chance
Let him cook
Ah, here we go. Public masturbation. Why don’t u do it at home like the rest of us? Alone with a big 50 inch TV screen?
-Saul Goodman
That guy knows his shit
“Good news, we got your payment buddy”
“Bad news, they gave you life, sayonara”
If your lawyer pulls up like this, just start packing your bags for the ‘extended vacation.’ You’re cooked
Better than pro se. Even if he pooped his pants.
Better Call Saul at Home
I read several experiences where the mustard stained, ugly, sweaty lawyer was the most competent motherfucker around. Apparently they use it as a tactic to look non threatening.
Is he standing that way to keep his pants from falling down the rest of the way? Who wears a suit without a belt?
Check out the 0DTE puts bro. Changed my life. Also I’m selling NFTs and something called an all bird coin
Power stance or pants stance?
Yeah my husband is a lawyer and he has this ‘informal’ style shall we say. Although he has to wear a toga in court (That I know he occasionally carries in a plastic supermarket shopping bag.) He’s currently the best reviewed lawyer in his field in our city. People wait for three months to get an appointment with him.
And he does do these referrals.
I noticed the trait in other highly respected intellectuals in their field. They sort of DGAF.
Hes giving me Borat vibes, ‘whats up vanilla face?’ 😂
As someone who’s been in this position, it’s fucking mortifying. I look back at it now and it’s funny, but it wasn’t funny that anxious moment in court.
Barrister turned up late, got my details wrong he thought I was there on driving offences when I wasn’t, and he didn’t have his gown and wig so he had to go on shunt for some to borrow.
It was shit show. Guy was cool though and I walked away alright when it was all said and done he fought my corner well.
But fuck me first impressions I thought I was done that morning 😂
EZ-Keel bustin out his SoundCloud album to hype you up before the trial
”just take 15 years”
Guess I’ll represent myself
Hammer time.
I mean public defenders aren’t paid shit man….
You are going to jail if your attorney dresses like this.
If you don’t have a belt, one will be provided for you.
I bet he is low key balling in tackling issues lol
The stand user could be anyone
Sweet Jim