I think whatever it is, you can keep it. I wouldn’t deliver either for my own safety.
chrisratchford on
Why do these people live in neighborhoods?
Opus-the-Penguin on
Well, obviously they don’t mean *you*. Go ahead and drop the thing off! I’ll wait for you behind this SUV.
Narwen189 on
This is both sad and concerning. It sounds paranoid and delusional. I hope whoever wrote this gets the help they need, because it sounds truly horrible to live believing there’s people out to get you. I can’t imagine they’re the nicest person to be around if they’re on the defensive all the time.
WeeDingwall44 on
Off their meds again I see
maxburke on
They must be nice.
Tastetherainbow_2016 on
Flat earther
Rerebawa on
Need a “Keep Out” sign.
SparklingJuiceE on
I wanna know the history behind that lol
zvoidx on
Pre-anger.
WiseDirt on
That’s either paranoid schizophrenia or extreme agoraphobia. Or possibly both.
What’s sad about this is that this is also the kind of person that would call the local Post Office to complain that they are not getting their mail delivery.
Harflin on
Does standing on their porch for the 15 minutes it takes to read all that count as trespassing?
zerbey on
Your neighbor needs to get back on whatever meds they’re refusing to take.
LSTmyLife on
They do not like solicitors. Or apparently anyone else. I read the left sign and half of the door. They don’t trust landscapers.
AvailableMilk2633 on
Mental illness
SergeantChic on
If mental health issues were given a tenth of the attention and funding they need, so many problems could be solved.
Captain_Gnu on
I’ve been wondering lately, unrelated to this. Do no trespassing signs actually do anything? Isn’t trespassing already illegal? Does putting up a sign make it more illegal? How does that work?
Wraeclast66 on
Get this man a handgun immediately
SpecialInvention on
This makes me want to do a little dance on their lawn.
SkyriderRJM on
Someone needs a wellness check.
Crott117 on
r/SchizophreniaRides except it’s a house
Chadillac09 on
Totally not unhinged at all.
styinoutof_trouble on
is it written in crayon???
freelance-t on
Ahh, you can tell how weighty the matter is because they busted out the BLACK crayon.
Either there is a severe mental issue going on, or they really are out to get this person. Either way, I wish them the best.
MickRolley on
Is that crayon?
pruchel on
Crime pays but botany doesn’t. Also Meth.
alanbly on
Tweaker
rythmicjea on
Why is Gloria over here catching strays??
IThinkIKnowThings on
I’m a simple man. I see walls of handwritten text and I assume schizophrenia.
livingstondh on
Yikes. Severe mental health issues here. The inside of the house must be a horror show.
Majestic_Location751 on
Hopefully a friend or loved one recognizes this as psychosis and gets this person some help
deFleury on
Are you absolutely sure that your neighbour WANTS you to drop something off?Â
Pootles_Carrot on
Your neighbour needs a wellness check.
Porkenstein on
…I would consider ordering a welfare check on them. But I might decide against it since it’s hard to know how they’d react to emergency services at their door
mike_pants on
As a postal worker, this would be a great relief to me. One less stop.
Scrotchety on
My bottle of Doctor Bronner’s is enough reading for one day
barringtonmacgregor on
Time for emergency personnel to do a wellness check.
MNConcerto on
That’s mental illness in one picture.
TrainingSword on
Someone needs their schizophrenia meds increased
phred_666 on
Nice of them to post their mental illness for everyone to see
Worldview-at-home on

Ewest39 on
If you have one of those wordy signs please, for fucks sake, stop ordering shit!!!! The amount of people screaming at me to get off their porch when I’m trying to give you the shit you paid for is way too high!
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Ain’t nobody got time to read all that.

I wasn’t trespassing, I was reading your signs!
I think whatever it is, you can keep it. I wouldn’t deliver either for my own safety.
Why do these people live in neighborhoods?
Well, obviously they don’t mean *you*. Go ahead and drop the thing off! I’ll wait for you behind this SUV.
This is both sad and concerning. It sounds paranoid and delusional. I hope whoever wrote this gets the help they need, because it sounds truly horrible to live believing there’s people out to get you. I can’t imagine they’re the nicest person to be around if they’re on the defensive all the time.
Off their meds again I see
They must be nice.
Flat earther
Need a “Keep Out” sign.
I wanna know the history behind that lol
Pre-anger.
That’s either paranoid schizophrenia or extreme agoraphobia. Or possibly both.
This is extreme mental illnessÂ
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gang_stalking
What’s sad about this is that this is also the kind of person that would call the local Post Office to complain that they are not getting their mail delivery.
Does standing on their porch for the 15 minutes it takes to read all that count as trespassing?
Your neighbor needs to get back on whatever meds they’re refusing to take.
They do not like solicitors. Or apparently anyone else. I read the left sign and half of the door. They don’t trust landscapers.
Mental illness
If mental health issues were given a tenth of the attention and funding they need, so many problems could be solved.
I’ve been wondering lately, unrelated to this. Do no trespassing signs actually do anything? Isn’t trespassing already illegal? Does putting up a sign make it more illegal? How does that work?
Get this man a handgun immediately
This makes me want to do a little dance on their lawn.
Someone needs a wellness check.
r/SchizophreniaRides except it’s a house
Totally not unhinged at all.
is it written in crayon???
Ahh, you can tell how weighty the matter is because they busted out the BLACK crayon.
Either there is a severe mental issue going on, or they really are out to get this person. Either way, I wish them the best.
Is that crayon?
Crime pays but botany doesn’t. Also Meth.
Tweaker
Why is Gloria over here catching strays??
I’m a simple man. I see walls of handwritten text and I assume schizophrenia.
Yikes. Severe mental health issues here. The inside of the house must be a horror show.
Hopefully a friend or loved one recognizes this as psychosis and gets this person some help
Are you absolutely sure that your neighbour WANTS you to drop something off?Â
Your neighbour needs a wellness check.
…I would consider ordering a welfare check on them. But I might decide against it since it’s hard to know how they’d react to emergency services at their door
As a postal worker, this would be a great relief to me. One less stop.
My bottle of Doctor Bronner’s is enough reading for one day
Time for emergency personnel to do a wellness check.
That’s mental illness in one picture.
Someone needs their schizophrenia meds increased
Nice of them to post their mental illness for everyone to see

If you have one of those wordy signs please, for fucks sake, stop ordering shit!!!! The amount of people screaming at me to get off their porch when I’m trying to give you the shit you paid for is way too high!
Dr. Bronner’s house.