bumpgrind on April 15, 2026 1:17 am He’s afraid of nails in his hands and feet. That’s what caused his bone spurs. /s
glitchgoddesz on April 15, 2026 1:39 am Only Trump could turn a theological debate into a PR stunt—this is peak irony!
inthemindofadogg on April 15, 2026 2:05 am Thank goodness this says satire bc this definitely sounds like simmering Trump would say.
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He’s a clueless dick
This is disrespectful. Jesus died for all of our co-pays.
I like presidents that don’t shit their diapers
I guess Jesus was a sucker and a loser. /s
FDT
That’s one hell of a callback. This is Onion tier satire.
He’s afraid of nails in his hands and feet. That’s what caused his bone spurs. /s
Only Trump could turn a theological debate into a PR stunt—this is peak irony!
Thank goodness this says satire bc this definitely sounds like simmering Trump would say.