PeridotChampion on April 11, 2026 1:09 am To be fair, you tell anyone angry to “calm down” regardless of gender, you’re not gonna get someone calm.
Maleficent_Suit_1807 on April 11, 2026 1:16 am Do not close the mouth of the bottle or it will break. 🤣🤣
BaderBlade on April 11, 2026 1:41 am If it is your girlfriend than your wife, you can say “calm down or ill date your sister” and contemplate the magic
Jowreyno on April 11, 2026 1:43 am I once put my wife in timeout because she wouldn’t calm down. She still holds it against me almost 17 years later.
BillionTonsHyperbole on April 11, 2026 1:48 am Someone else’s decision to not listen instantly becomes *your* problem.
DuskShy on April 11, 2026 1:49 am If it helps you feel better, “calm down” also has that effect on people who aren’t your girlfriend
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It’s not even a Diet girlfriend
She was foaming at the mouth!
“You’re starting to act like your Mother”
To be fair, you tell anyone angry to “calm down” regardless of gender, you’re not gonna get someone calm.
Do not close the mouth of the bottle or it will break. 🤣🤣
Impressive
Rookie mistake using Coca Cola instead of Diet Coke.
Do it!! It’s what needs to be done.
If it is your girlfriend than your wife, you can say “calm down or ill date your sister” and contemplate the magic
I once put my wife in timeout because she wouldn’t calm down. She still holds it against me almost 17 years later.
RIP Mikey.
Someone else’s decision to not listen instantly becomes *your* problem.
If it helps you feel better, “calm down” also has that effect on people who aren’t your girlfriend