What do you mean it’s only bread and wine?
by MetallicaDash
What do you mean it’s only bread and wine?
by MetallicaDash
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My god skins human alive and wears it
“Also he made ultimate sacrifice and since then nobody ever needs to be sacrificed for god’s favor, you can just pray”
u/savevideo
Cue Weird Al – “Eat It”
Aztec religion had lots of similar elements. When the heard about Jesus, they said “well, that’s not so different from our own gods…”.
Odd how often we forget that the largest religion in the west is a cannibal cult.
Apparently some Vikings also converted to Christianity for this reason as well
Other native peoples: why should we ally with you against the Mexicas (Aztecs) if you’re just another foreign invader?
Spaniards: our God doesn’t require two sacrifices every day for the sun to rise and set, plus we have a thing called pork instead of eating people
Natives: **¡¡VIVA CRISTO REY!!**
“But we must keep making sacrifices or the ground will turn into mouths and eat us!”
Hold my Soju.
I know a religion where there are 4 Satans and God scammed them.
In order to defeat them God made 20 Jesus’s and gave them control of Legions of Angels.
Except half the Jesus’s went rogue and turn against God and began wrecking shit.
Then Jesus Prime put God on life support.
Things have been pretty shitty since then.
“Also, you’re not given a choice.”
😛