DrHolmes52 on April 9, 2026 6:50 pm In regards to same woman (I believe) Her: “You’re drunk” Him: “True, but in the morning I’ll be sober (maybe, for a little while) while you’ll still be ugly”
flyinghippos101 on April 9, 2026 6:55 pm Are these actually real quotes? My understanding is that these have essentially been debunked
sw337 on April 9, 2026 7:05 pm Great quote, unfortunately it wasn’t from Churchill. [https://quoteinvestigator.com/2014/08/27/drink-it/](https://quoteinvestigator.com/2014/08/27/drink-it/)
FlyinDtchman on April 9, 2026 7:34 pm Best one I heard was from my neighbors when I was in college. Pretty sure he was 101 and she was 96. Frank was on the porch talking to dad while my brother and I were cleaning out the flower-beds on that side of the house. Milly calls from in the house and says something to set off an argument. I can’t remeber exactly what. Frank goes: “God damn it woman. I’ve had a bad back for 40 years. Would you get off it already?”
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In regards to same woman (I believe)
Her: “You’re drunk”
Him: “True, but in the morning I’ll be sober (maybe, for a little while) while you’ll still be ugly”
Are these actually real quotes? My understanding is that these have essentially been debunked
That was probably one of the nicer things he said to a woman.
Great quote, unfortunately it wasn’t from Churchill.
[https://quoteinvestigator.com/2014/08/27/drink-it/](https://quoteinvestigator.com/2014/08/27/drink-it/)
Best one I heard was from my neighbors when I was in college. Pretty sure he was 101 and she was 96.
Frank was on the porch talking to dad while my brother and I were cleaning out the flower-beds on that side of the house.
Milly calls from in the house and says something to set off an argument. I can’t remeber exactly what.
Frank goes: “God damn it woman. I’ve had a bad back for 40 years. Would you get off it already?”