“Made my day”

    by LibrariansNightmare

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    1. Just landed at an airport in Pakistan and handed them my mexican Passport. The officer smiled warmly and sucked my cock.

    2. DeadMoneyDrew on

      Twitter was already a botfest when I bailed on it a few years ago. It doesn’t look like things have improved.

    3. DarkHampster on

      Congratulations to Pakistan for mediating the 3 hours and 17 minutes of peace! Too bad it didn’t last…

    4. everyoneisapotato on

      At least they managed to remove “Tweet for unemployed commoners” from the tweet.

    5. kamikazekaktus on

      This stupidity aside it would be hysterical if they gave some pakistani the nobel peace price for this next year

    6. Just landed in Europe, handed over my British passport. Only joking I’m still in the fucking queue.

    7. Eagle_Fang135 on

      So I guess we just forget about the whole harboring Bin Laden thing then…

    8. Aladeen911MF on

      the PR strunt orchestrated by USA ofc was also good for pakistans Prime minister as they are notoriously infamous for killing or jailing their PMs since independence no one has actually completed the term and every government ever formed has been toppled so he can show from this that he is very close to trump and USA and Pakistan is an Islamic nation like Iran as well but the only one who will do anything told and since USA couldn’t attack after they put so many civillians with women and kids surrounding the target USA had to make sure to split credit to someone else rather than admitting the fact that the civillians shield works for how stupid it is

    9. Damn, i also landed in mexico and I’m currently having a dinner with those friendly Pakistani

    10. Damn, Mexican airports seem way friendlier than the airports I’ve been to 😂 I once asked for directions to where I was supposed to go, and the lady whose literal job it is to help people said “first time here?”, laughed in my face and told me to fuck off 🤣

    11. TutskyyJancek on

      X is infested with bots so was Twitter. Probably there are more bots than humans.

    12. ThirdSunRising on

      Well that one guy at customs has made a lot of peoples day apparently 💁‍♂️

    13. DiscipleofDeceit666 on

      Why do they have to repeat that phrase when chat gpt exists. Their infowarfare wouldn’t be so dogshit if they got with the program

    14. What a coincidence! I just landed at an airport in Mexico. Handed over my Pakistani passport for immigration, and the office smiled warmly, looked at me, and said, “You’re a global peacemaker. We’re proud of you.” Made my day.

      Then I was arrested for smuggling coke.

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