Who are you choosing?

    by Evoxrus_XV

    29 Comments

    1. Jian_Rohnson on

      Phoenix Wright, obvs. Bro has *2* spirit channeling assistants and a magical jewel that detects lies.

      If i wanted to get pronounced guilty, id choose She-Hulk. Shed wouldnt even defend me, shed probably just tear up her notes, scream at me for being sad that im being acused of murder while she suffers so much more like catcalling and start twerking on the desk.

    2. lightdarkunknown on

      Phoenix Wright. If you’re really innocent, a good man at heart and no previous criminal records

      Better call Saul if you’re having criminal records and a bad person.

    3. If innocent Phoenix Wright is unbelievably OP, if he can win in a system as obviously corrupt as Ace Attorney’s then real life should be fine. This assumes every participant has access to their usual resources/team.

      To be fair any of these should be up to the task, albeit I’m not familiar with Higurama, but at a quick check he seems likely to join Phoenix in the “will very likely detain the real culprit” team, albeit perhaps less peacefully.

      If this were a scenario where the defendant was guilty, then Saul is the one we know wouldn’t care and would get the best outcome despite that. He’d probably cost the most though.

    4. gergnotnef90 on

      Phoenix will bs his way to an innocent verdict for an innocent person, no matter how dumb it may be.

    5. TokenTorkoal on

      Higuruma – probably not, we don’t really know how good or bad he is at the job.

      Saul – if I was a criminal with shady operations this would probably be my guy

      Jennifer Walters – fantastic lawyer but unless I’m a super hero whose been accused of a crime probably not a good choice

      Pheonix Whright – if you’re truly innocent and a decent person there is no better person for the job.

    6. More-Curious816 on

      Depending

      I’m I innocent? Phoenix.
      I’m I innocent and the system rigged against me? Higuruma.
      I’m I guilty? Saul.

    7. Phoenix was so fucking OP that the only reason he doesn’t get guilty people free is due to his morals.

      So even if you’re guilty, as long as you don’t start cackling maniacally and twirling a wine glass, there’s a good chance he gets you out of any trouble.

    8. Which country’s justice system am I being tried in? As great as Phoenix is, being legitmately innocent won’t mean much in certain places based on your race, religion or political ideology.

    9. Here me out, she hulk

      But the comic she hulk

      The one that lurned cosmic law and negotiated thare universe over another, even dare devil one of the best lawyers seid she was the better choice

    10. Gimme She-Hulk. She was a good enough lawyer to work for the literal cosmic embodiment of Law

    11. Academic_Pizza_7270 on

      There can be no _OBJECTION!_ to Phoenix Wright.

      I’m not a billionaire so I’m not getting off scot free, may as well have an amusing trial.

    12. Phoenix Wright literally cannot lose if the client is actually innocent, it’s a law of physics

    13. Phoenix knows how to get you out, not to mention the free entertainment you will see when he does your case.

    14. Depends on the crime. If it’s murder Phoenix because he has literal spirit mediums who summon the actual ghost of the decreased IN COURT

    15. God-King-Kaiser on

      JMM all the way, guilty or not guilty.
      If he can get guilties out, imagine what he can do with an innocent client.

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