“Maybe so, but I did win ‘Employee of the Month’ twenty six months in a row.”
“Are you trying to say that you are better than me?!”
“I’ve been better than you for twenty six months, and it’ll be twenty seven tomorrow.
“Oh, that’s it, square-for-brains! That’s it! I’m gonna show you how easy it is to win that award. I’m gonna be the new ‘Employee of the Month’! I will prove to you that I am far more competent than you!”
“Well, I’m going in early to wax the floors!”
“Don’t bother! I’ll have done it already by the time you get there!”
“Well, you’ll have to get up pretty early to get there before me!”
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Also I think that moment is really underrated.
“You’re a lunatic, SpongeBob!”
“Maybe so, but I did win ‘Employee of the Month’ twenty six months in a row.”
“Are you trying to say that you are better than me?!”
“I’ve been better than you for twenty six months, and it’ll be twenty seven tomorrow.
“Oh, that’s it, square-for-brains! That’s it! I’m gonna show you how easy it is to win that award. I’m gonna be the new ‘Employee of the Month’! I will prove to you that I am far more competent than you!”
“Well, I’m going in early to wax the floors!”
“Don’t bother! I’ll have done it already by the time you get there!”
“Well, you’ll have to get up pretty early to get there before me!”
“I don’t need to sleep! Loser!”
“Well, me neither… twenty six-time loser!”