Icy_Acanthaceae_4742 on April 6, 2026 3:45 am Couldn’t you just do it on my chest? Wouldn’t that be just as good?…… Whatever, just don’t get it in my hair!
brokefixfux on April 6, 2026 4:24 am When I was in Sunday school I was told that to be saved you must first come to Jesus. See y’all in heaven!
RPDRNick on April 6, 2026 4:44 am And I find it kind of funny / I find it kind of sad / The dreams in which I’m dying / Are the best I’ve ever had
Terribleturtleharm on April 6, 2026 4:54 am No thanks Jesus. Ill just be over here sinning on my own.
Periwinkleditor on April 6, 2026 4:56 am Is it his second or third coming this time? He really should take a break.
Few_Judge1188 on April 6, 2026 5:02 am You got it all wrong guys , it’s not Jesus they talking about , it’s about the priest
RebelSoul5 on April 6, 2026 5:02 am How was your Easter? I don’t… eh, I don’t wanna talk about it.
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Jesus better not cum in my ear!
930 isn’t the time
It’s the count
I don’t know if I want this to be a photoshop or reality.
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Couldn’t you just do it on my chest? Wouldn’t that be just as good?…… Whatever, just don’t get it in my hair!
He has risen. Indeed!
Jizzus Christ it’s the fapture!
Hotel
In the words of the virgin Mary…come again? 🤣
Men.
When I was in Sunday school I was told that to be saved you must first come to Jesus.
See y’all in heaven!
He also comes quickly, so don’t trust his pullout game
That usually doesn’t happen that fast he swears.
Time for the Easter facial.
Ohhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyy.
And I find it kind of funny / I find it kind of sad / The dreams in which I’m dying / Are the best I’ve ever had
In your eye or on your thigh.
Oh sure. But when I do it, it’s a crime!
No thanks Jesus. Ill just be over here sinning on my own.
Just remember to shut your eyes!
Damn, Jesus. Pearl necklaces and forehead shots? Really
Is it his second or third coming this time? He really should take a break.
i mean… for some one sure.
You got it all wrong guys , it’s not Jesus they talking about , it’s about the priest
How was your Easter?
I don’t… eh, I don’t wanna talk about it.
Nothing like a good facial on Easter Sunday 😆
Zombie Jesus is kind of a slut huh
This is why everyone needs a pervert friend.
So Jared Fogle from Subway.
Now turn your other cheek!