DvlsAdvct108 on April 5, 2026 11:38 am It was one weekend. My friends and i had a pretty intense supper, one of my friends kissed me and it all went downhill, well uphill really, from there.
Viridionplague on April 5, 2026 11:40 am It was that time between jobs where I wasn’t working and was looking for another job.
CapitalLower4171 on April 5, 2026 11:49 am “Mf here it says you were dead? If you’re gonna lie on your resumé at least make it believable”
AutocraticHilarity on April 5, 2026 11:51 am I’m intrigued by this skill here: turning water into wine.
A_Trash_Homosapien on April 5, 2026 11:52 am Me: *extending how long I was at my last job to fill in the gap*
Mort-i-Fied on April 5, 2026 12:03 pm Two days, just lying around doing nothing? Nobody likes a slacker!
dblan9 on April 5, 2026 12:05 pm Applicant shows extreme signs of “Superiority Complex” and thinks he is the son of God.
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Shows signs of insubordination
It was one weekend.
My friends and i had a pretty intense supper, one of my friends kissed me and it all went downhill, well uphill really, from there.
Just trying to get a rise out of him
It was that time between jobs where I wasn’t working and was looking for another job.
Bosses can’t even tolerate dead leaves these days…
Interviewer: “Mmm, looks like 3 to me.”
“Mf here it says you were dead? If you’re gonna lie on your resumé at least make it believable”
I’m intrigued by this skill here: turning water into wine.
Me: *extending how long I was at my last job to fill in the gap*
*showing off the nail holes in hands for each day*
I was literally saving the world, give me a break.
Interviewer: Well, work ends at 17:00, not 15:00.
Two days, just lying around doing nothing? Nobody likes a slacker!
Applicant shows extreme signs of “Superiority Complex” and thinks he is the son of God.
i was just doing some freelance work in the underworld.