I put on a Spider-Man suit for kids at a Christmas event at Harborview hospital a decade ago. It had the fake foam pecks, the zipper head. But the young kids went mad for it. Pictures galore. Immediately I did have a kid asking to do a Spider-Man pose.
There was a cast iron pipe or pole, not sure not being able to see. I jumped and clung on like a mad man.
Once I secured my knees around the pole I extended my arm , all Macfarland like, looking like I was about to use a web shooter.
Kid went nuts, others kept trying to get pics.
Later I had a nice set of bruises on my thighs, and a rash on my junk, pain in my back and I think that zipper took the last of my balding head hair.
Totally worth it.
rickmon67 on
That’s an impressive web slinger alright
Proper_contradiction on
It’s funnier for me because right under to top comment there is an ad for viagra from HIMS.
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Can explain the holup?
#WOOOOOOW!
Why did he get hard ?
I would love to see him do a no hand pushup
That’s Spideys foreplay. Newish kink unleashed.
Tight suit rubbing him in the wrong way.
riaton
Bros web slinger is about to fire
Tom Holland went Tom Hardy.
Bruh might shoot web tonight
spider sense is tingling 🤨
it’s always the spider-men
Good title, OP.
With great power…
Wear a dance belt inside please Spider-Man..
My abilities, not even on par with this guy.
I put on a Spider-Man suit for kids at a Christmas event at Harborview hospital a decade ago. It had the fake foam pecks, the zipper head. But the young kids went mad for it. Pictures galore. Immediately I did have a kid asking to do a Spider-Man pose.
There was a cast iron pipe or pole, not sure not being able to see. I jumped and clung on like a mad man.
Once I secured my knees around the pole I extended my arm , all Macfarland like, looking like I was about to use a web shooter.
Kid went nuts, others kept trying to get pics.
Later I had a nice set of bruises on my thighs, and a rash on my junk, pain in my back and I think that zipper took the last of my balding head hair.
Totally worth it.
That’s an impressive web slinger alright
It’s funnier for me because right under to top comment there is an ad for viagra from HIMS.
Lmao I love how no one noticed his bulge. Dick
Spider sense is Dingling
Nice dick bro
With great bulge comes great responsibility
SpiderPenis
Miles borrowing Peter’s suit again