The bottle of champagne I have waiting will remain seal today unfortunately
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Melania would have even bigger fireworks
TravoBasic on
I know I would celebrate
Dwayla on
Will someone scream the king is dead, how will we know..
Electrical-Dig8570 on
Canonize. Canonize him.
If they were to martyr him, that’s something else entirely that I’m entirely here to watch.
calvin73 on
JD has better eyeliner that Erikkka
runningsimon on
Probably everyone except the hardest core MAGA would celebrate.
That noise you would hear would be the entire world sighing a sigh of relief.
Putrid_Bison352 on
Fingers crossed
coffeebeanwitch on
I have seen several references on here, the news doesn’t dare report anything that will get them in trouble.
braedan51 on
I could really use this. A lot of us could.
Texas_Sam2002 on
At this point, it would not surprise me to have Dear Leader kick the bucket and MAGA trot out some body double and proclaim that the big Cheeto has risen from the dead, just like Jesus.
Upper-Homework-4899 on
If Trump died, he would stay dead, but MAGA would still worship him like Jesus.
MinorThreat4182 on
Def not going to work Monday if true. But probably not
PropCirclesApp on
Will there be a puff of orange Cheeto dust from the chimney, or…
SuretyBringsRuin on
H O P E ! For the correct outcome!
Tiny_Measurement_837 on
A couple hours now and no one is denying 🤷♀️
AbruptMango on
Melania would party in private and sell commemorative mourning merch on her website.
Beyou74 on
Stop guys, what if he is ok?
GiftHorse2020 on
TBH I’m more worried about a recovery story on Easter.
kellygrrrl328 on
Melania’s assistants are on the phone with every designer on the planet as we speak
-WitchyPoo- on
Melania doesn’t have the personality to celebrate like Erica Vance.
frinkmahii on
He recently issued a 48 hour threat to Iran about the Strait of Hormuz. It would be awkward if he died before the 48 hours were out.
Responsible-Chest-26 on
They are going to announce he died, then Wednesday he’s gonna walk out of the white house and claim he’s jesus
FilledwithTegridy on
Nobody Celebrates Like Erika. I have seen lottery winners that mourned longer than her.
hobokobo1028 on
He compared himself to Christ, it would be fitting if God killed him for it
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The bottle of champagne I have waiting will remain seal today unfortunately
Melania would have even bigger fireworks
I know I would celebrate
Will someone scream the king is dead, how will we know..
Canonize. Canonize him.
If they were to martyr him, that’s something else entirely that I’m entirely here to watch.
JD has better eyeliner that Erikkka
Probably everyone except the hardest core MAGA would celebrate.
That noise you would hear would be the entire world sighing a sigh of relief.
Fingers crossed
I have seen several references on here, the news doesn’t dare report anything that will get them in trouble.
I could really use this. A lot of us could.
At this point, it would not surprise me to have Dear Leader kick the bucket and MAGA trot out some body double and proclaim that the big Cheeto has risen from the dead, just like Jesus.
If Trump died, he would stay dead, but MAGA would still worship him like Jesus.
Def not going to work Monday if true. But probably not
Will there be a puff of orange Cheeto dust from the chimney, or…
H O P E ! For the correct outcome!
A couple hours now and no one is denying 🤷♀️
Melania would party in private and sell commemorative mourning merch on her website.
Stop guys, what if he is ok?
TBH I’m more worried about a recovery story on Easter.
Melania’s assistants are on the phone with every designer on the planet as we speak
Melania doesn’t have the personality to celebrate like Erica Vance.
He recently issued a 48 hour threat to Iran about the Strait of Hormuz. It would be awkward if he died before the 48 hours were out.
They are going to announce he died, then Wednesday he’s gonna walk out of the white house and claim he’s jesus
Nobody Celebrates Like Erika. I have seen lottery winners that mourned longer than her.
He compared himself to Christ, it would be fitting if God killed him for it