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    1. This guy knows.

      Either Trump snorts coke and that’s why he wears pampers (coke causes in incontinence), or the pegging rumors are true.

    2. I want to make a corny joke about France, but when they’re right they’re right…

    3. Hey France you got any of those big choppers still? Can we borrow some? No no, not the helicopters…

    4. You could probably pick some random RTS player from a random RTS game at some random minute during a random day and they’re be a better strategist than Hegseth and Trump….

    5. Trying to get people to join him on the Titanic after hitting the iceberg is the best explanation of Trumps plan that I have heard so far.

    6. Canadian8rit on

      So now Trump wants to build a runway in a country we’re bombing, by landing some heavy cargo planes somehow; level a suitable size piece of ground and turn it into a proper runway; where other planes are then supposed to land with a nuclear team to remove Uranium from a nuclear program that they’ve supposedly obliterated twice over already! Is that a good synopsis?

    7. thatguy420417 on

      More leaders need to speak like this. Embarass the hell out of this administration. It’s possible!

    8. scorpionspalfrank on

      I’m sure the French remember what happened to the airfield at Dien Bien Phu, and what the outcome of that battle eventually was. Apparently the Americans do not.

    9. SubtleDickJoke on

      Trying to build full-up paved runway with all of the required infrastructure would be insane, however, the US can definitely land C-130s and C-17s on dirt strip landing zones.

      Would it be wise to do this? That’s to be determined but if fighter aircraft are getting shot down, right now probably isn’t time to try and land heavy aircraft deep in contested airspace.

    10. I hope he doesn’t stop, he may do the unthinkable and save both American and Iranian lives

    11. apoca1ypse12 on

      This french general is like our spirit animal saying exactly what we are all thinking

    12. ViolettaQueso on

      The French are in the unique position of having had to deal with revolution against the gilded grifters in power who thought they had a free pass to domination.

      Trump’s getting check-mated by the very best.

    13. KinkyQuesadilla on

      It would also explain Hegseth’s recent, massive firing of generals. It’s likely they weren’t just fired for not being Trump sycophants, but because they wouldn’t sign off on a batshit crazy idea like this.

      it also suggests that no matter what Trump says about the negotiations, he is planning for an invasion of some sort. And nobody will be able to talk him out of it. Hegseth is removing those who would try to stop it.

    14. seriousbangs on

      The only time Trump is lucid is when he’s on his uppers.

      That’s how he makes it through speeches and debates.

    15. It’s REALLY bad that me the highest I’ve ever been would probably be a better secretary of defense than (sober?) Pete Hegseth on a daily basis.

    16. Equal-Prior-4765 on

      Jokes on you Frenchy. This regime snorts coke during the meeting like real ‘mericans

    17. Alarmed_Drop7162 on

      ![gif](giphy|AxFMLCqd8KgZG8swJI|downsized)

      The officer pictured here before taking Melania to his chalet.

    18. Impossible_Ad7875 on

      Our Legion of Idiots running things are so easy to mock for the ridiculousness of their actions… so much abject hypocrisy and stupidity on display.

    19. 😱🤣🤣 Even the French know how much Americans love cocaine, funny.

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