This tortoise was already 30 years old when the Civil War started and is still alive today by Cute_Flatworm_9049
badrelationswmoney on April 2, 2026 7:31 pm Oh the stories it could tell, where’s Dr Doolittle when we need him?
CharleyZia on April 2, 2026 7:41 pm Jonathan does not know that he lives on an island deep in a vast ocean near no other pike of land. Nor would he care.
Sw4nR0ns0n on April 2, 2026 7:45 pm Yesterday’s obituary was the only April Fool’s joke that got me
Brilliant-Yogurt540 on April 2, 2026 7:53 pm He didn’t give a shit then, and doesn’t give a shit now. Long and happy life.
JeffSergeant on April 2, 2026 8:04 pm Which civil war? Are we picturing roundheads and cavaliers lobbing cannonballs at each other, or Somalis with AK47s here?
henryeaterofpies on April 2, 2026 8:05 pm https://preview.redd.it/tt6ilv143usg1.png?width=684&format=png&auto=webp&s=735e7f7cb324a0de5025793e066a614894ccfadc
Either_Persimmon893 on April 2, 2026 8:06 pm I wonder how they perceive time? Does the turtle have any memory of 150 YA? Does it have a sense of the passage of decades?
D3SCONEGUT on April 2, 2026 8:31 pm There have been thousands of civil wars in the world, be more specific
Flowa-Powa on April 2, 2026 8:52 pm The BBC are liars https://preview.redd.it/4w7k3rvhbusg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85e72ac3132270f941d72c2c947370807cb6abd0
29 Comments
Jesus that’s one big tortoise! And old!!
But which side did he fight for in the war?
Do they never stop gtowing?
How old is the turtle to the right of her?
Tech bros must be jealous of him
Oh the stories it could tell, where’s Dr Doolittle when we need him?
How much is that in years for non-Americans?
200kg is a lot of tortoise!
Jonathan does not know that he lives on an island deep in a vast ocean near no other pike of land. Nor would he care.
Yesterday’s obituary was the only April Fool’s joke that got me
And he didnt do anything to stop slavery?
Which civil war?
He didn’t give a shit then, and doesn’t give a shit now. Long and happy life.
Which civil war? There’s thousands of them in human history.
Teenage Mutant Union Soldier
I hate April 1st.
Which civil war?
Are we picturing roundheads and cavaliers lobbing cannonballs at each other, or Somalis with AK47s here?
https://preview.redd.it/tt6ilv143usg1.png?width=684&format=png&auto=webp&s=735e7f7cb324a0de5025793e066a614894ccfadc
I wonder how they perceive time? Does the turtle have any memory of 150 YA? Does it have a sense of the passage of decades?
Which civil war?
EVERYONE IS GETTING JUMPED I THOUGHT HE DIED-
Which war?
What civil war?
He’s date is old as fuck…
Which civil war?
The British Civil War? Wow Thats amazingly old!
There have been thousands of civil wars in the world, be more specific
She looks good for her age
The BBC are liars
https://preview.redd.it/4w7k3rvhbusg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85e72ac3132270f941d72c2c947370807cb6abd0