My son has a near perfect Big Dipper in freckles on his arm.

    by DockEllis

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    1. He is the chosen one. This was the constellation that helps people find the North Star and was used by enslaved people in the United States to travel north to escape slavery. Your son will lead all of us out of slavery in the coming revolution.

    2. CreepyBlackDude on

      Does your son also find himself constantly tangled up in the odd goings-on of your seemingly-quiet Pacific(a) Northwest town?

      Because even if he doesn’t…that’s still a pretty darn cool pattern of freckles!

      *(Taken in good faith that it’s not fake, of course…)*

    3. “I’ve served the Nine all my days, and I chart my course by the cycles of the heavens. The skies are marked with numberless sparks, each a fire, and every one a sign. I know these stars well, and I wonder… which sign marked your birth?”

      “Ursa Major”

      “The signs I read show the end of my path. My death, a necessary end, will come when it will come.”

      “What about me?”

      “Your stars are not mine. Today the Big Spoon shall serve you the dish you were destined to have.”

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