And there is this pizza delivery guy 🤌🏼



    by Maravilla_23

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    1. True story, I had something exactly like this happen when I delivered pizzas in college. Lady was smoking hot and I offered to call the store and have her do her card over the phone lol. She asked if there was any other way and I said uhhhhhhhh until her husband came running down the stairs saying he ‘found’ a credit card lol

    2. EmpireCityRay on

      Stupid skit, any butt-ugly guy would have screwed that hot chick and paid themselves for the pie.

    3. Kingofthewin on

      I was a pizza delivery driver for 7 years. No one offered to pay for the pizza with sex. I would have done it too

    4. HotDrunkMoms on

      #I have to apologize for my friend. He’s a bit slow. The town is THAT way 👉

    5. True story. When I was in grade 12 I had a booting connection for booze, and there was some party coming up (I wanna say Halloween), so after work I got some drinks for a girl in my brother’s class a couple years below me. When I went to drop it off, she answered in only her housecoat and was very flirtatious about it, and kinda stalling to pay. I was exactly this pizza driver, where I just wanted to get my money and head home to get ready for the party, and then realized like 15 minutes later the opportunity I missed 😑

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