when WaPo’s Isaac Arnsdorf presented Newell Brands with a transcript of Trump’s comments, the company rejected the story.
“We don’t have any information about the conversation described,” a spokesperson said. “We’re proud to be a beloved brand trusted by so many globally.”
by no_technique
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Known liar caught lying? No way you say!
What a putz.
What a delusional fkg cretin and fk everyone that voted for the world’s leading moron.
His d$@k is that small that he has to make up a story about markers…freakin’ markers??
Sharpie is about to get a lot of business when we start redacting the signature on pedo bucks.
You know, I’m beginning to suspect that this Trump guy may engage in some light lying every now and then…
This reminds me of the kid in school that constantly lied about unimportant and silly things.
Lying 24/7
Sharpie brand is owned by Dixon Ticonderoga Art ULC.
Sounds like he’s been sniffing them
He has discovered that lying makes him rich and president. Twice.
Why not lie?
Some intern went on Etsy and got custom pens and this moron thinks he made a great deal with Sharpie.
He will lie about stupid meaningless nonsense. He has zero credibility
Wait! He LIED!?!? That doesn’t feel right… /s
Interrupts strategy meeting to relate fictional story about himself.
Trump: And I’d like to say these Sharpies are so pointed, nice solid lines, beautiful lines are drawn by these sharpies in fact Melania drew a few lines on my forehead that she said was L …
Person on Phone: Sir ,this is a MacDonald’s, we don’t use Sharpies, but if you have any experience with a deep fat fryer we could use a hand making French Fries;
This nut job is talking about pens. Not great bob. F*ing messing with Iran and this shit-head is confused about sharpies. That is not great, bob.
President Pinocchio