Zorothegallade on March 29, 2026 7:59 am Translation: “That is NOT a joke Carol, this is sexual harassment. I’ll report to HR”
Captain_brick121 on March 29, 2026 8:18 am I turned up the volume to hear barking but all I heard was a mosquito
Redsoxdragon on March 29, 2026 9:01 am I can’t speak aquaman, but i do believe this vovcal gentleman is airing out his disagreement
OverSoft on March 29, 2026 9:04 am They look cute, but seals can really fuck up your day. I’ve seen them pick up a huge labrador, shake it around and throw it off a dune. The labrador barely survived after emergency surgery.
smurfk on March 29, 2026 9:07 am Great. Now go back to being miserable in that aquarium while people point fingers at you!
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I’m glad that’s a tail, I was worried
That’s a tail, right…?
Why do they all sound like Sasha Grey?
Got read the riot act about consent… LOL
Translation: “That is NOT a joke Carol, this is sexual harassment. I’ll report to HR”
That’s a weird looking dog.
You know that seal was spouting some racist shit
the most righteous of indignation.
I snortlled so hard when he began bitching. 😂
“Do I know you?”
I’d be offended too
I turned up the volume to hear barking but all I heard was a mosquito
What a cute dog.
Reddit is in shambles
The seal of disapproval
Do not the sea dog
Quit touchink his peenar
Can I pet that dog
Blud definitely cursed you hard on gibberish
Ooooh it was the tail…
highly unserious creatures
Off off off off off off off!!
He’s like ….F off Diddy
Is this the guy who sang “Kiss from a rose”?
I thought that was a ding ding dong
I can’t speak aquaman, but i do believe this vovcal gentleman is airing out his disagreement
They look cute, but seals can really fuck up your day.
I’ve seen them pick up a huge labrador, shake it around and throw it off a dune. The labrador barely survived after emergency surgery.
How did they teach that seal to speak fluent Welsh?
Great. Now go back to being miserable in that aquarium while people point fingers at you!