Birds are not real



    by tough-cookie21

    11 Comments

    1. Cheap-Suggestion9364 on

      everyone already knows they just sit on the power lines to recharge their batteries dude. it’s not even a secret anymore.

    2. justaLitttleLost on

      I knew that pigeon on my balcony was looking at me suspiciously. Time to invest in some heavy curtains and a tinfoil hat

    3. The pigeon on my balcony definitely just called for backup after hearing my tax rant

    4. Delicious_Grand7300 on

      This reminds me of “The Twilight Zone” episode about the judgemental man complaining to his parrot about evil people and then bragging about his plan to shrink them.

    5. ihatewonderwall99 on

      My parakeets are the most selfish bastards on this planet that not only refuse to listen to my commands but straight up give me commands and bite my ears and lips if i don’t heed to them. I wouldn’t be surprised if they really were government agents.

      (On a serious note, i have had a dog before and i don’t know why, the love my parakeets give me just feels more human like and voluntary than the love my dog gave me. I loved both but its wild how different love can be)

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