everyone already knows they just sit on the power lines to recharge their batteries dude. it’s not even a secret anymore.
slowed_pussy on
government drones working overtime fr
justaLitttleLost on
I knew that pigeon on my balcony was looking at me suspiciously. Time to invest in some heavy curtains and a tinfoil hat
Fav_PhantomZone on
Ok next time i will post this one aight?
Tasty-Philosopher892 on
they are hidden organ of the government
NataliaLace on
The pigeon on my balcony definitely just called for backup after hearing my tax rant
Adventurous_Suit_476 on
Lmao 🤣, black SUVs outside?
Delicious_Grand7300 on
This reminds me of “The Twilight Zone” episode about the judgemental man complaining to his parrot about evil people and then bragging about his plan to shrink them.
ihatewonderwall99 on
My parakeets are the most selfish bastards on this planet that not only refuse to listen to my commands but straight up give me commands and bite my ears and lips if i don’t heed to them. I wouldn’t be surprised if they really were government agents.
(On a serious note, i have had a dog before and i don’t know why, the love my parakeets give me just feels more human like and voluntary than the love my dog gave me. I loved both but its wild how different love can be)
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They’re doing their duty 🫡
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everyone already knows they just sit on the power lines to recharge their batteries dude. it’s not even a secret anymore.
government drones working overtime fr
I knew that pigeon on my balcony was looking at me suspiciously. Time to invest in some heavy curtains and a tinfoil hat
Ok next time i will post this one aight?
they are hidden organ of the government
The pigeon on my balcony definitely just called for backup after hearing my tax rant
Lmao 🤣, black SUVs outside?
This reminds me of “The Twilight Zone” episode about the judgemental man complaining to his parrot about evil people and then bragging about his plan to shrink them.
My parakeets are the most selfish bastards on this planet that not only refuse to listen to my commands but straight up give me commands and bite my ears and lips if i don’t heed to them. I wouldn’t be surprised if they really were government agents.
(On a serious note, i have had a dog before and i don’t know why, the love my parakeets give me just feels more human like and voluntary than the love my dog gave me. I loved both but its wild how different love can be)