It’s hard to tell. Were there some good buds in there?
VoidAssembly on
Still bammer
ComfortableYellow5 on
It’s trash, I sware
necroreefer on
I hope you live in a legal state
Puzzled_Surge on
My first thought is Why? Was it moldy? Surely you could push some shwag as long as the only thing wrong with it is that it’s low grade. The color looks good but it looks like homegrown. Idk I’m not an expert by any means 🤷🏼♀️ ETA: I saw in another comment it was waterlogged but I’m curious why they would leave if (if it was any good) besides some type of emergency
Raid__Zero on
Put it in a dehydrator
IChurnToBurn on
redditsucks13131 on
That’s nice of them
ramriot on
Damn a whole crate, people sometimes. Imagine someone leaving this half a crate just lying around. What do they expect just dropping this empty crate on the street.
MountainMongrel on
That’s terrible! Which cafe is it, so I know not to go there?
you_know_i_be_poopin on
I’ve been looking for that. Thank you for finding it. I just need the address to pick it up at…
donut_koharski on
Call me when you find a barrel of cocaine.
ncc74656m on
name-classified on
My guess:
This was trimmings/leftovers from a huge harvest that someone just didn’t have the patience to turn into hash or extracts. So they figured fuck it and left it at your place because why not
PersianFury on
can’t figure out how to add the story to the post so I’ll just put it here.
I got into work to open my shop and saw this crate sitting outside, at this point i couldn’t see what was inside of it and just told myself that “I’ll check that out after i fully open up” i then proceeded to forget till midday. Eventually i remembered and walked out to investigate which is when i saw what is in the picture, this was pounds and pounds of waterlogged weed that had been sitting there since the middle of the night. It did not look good, wet, stemmy, and sorta gross; and i wasn’t gonna trust mysterious street weed that someone abandoned. i called non-emergency who proceeded to laugh and then say they’d send someone over. an hour and a half later some guy (not a cop) just sees it and picks it up and walks away leaving behind a little trail of weed. i then proceeded to tell every customer this story for the rest of the day.
The following day one of my regulars comes in and asks me what the guy looked like; turns out he saw him later that day. the guy had dumped the entire crate of weed out onto the sidewalk and him and a friend were playing in it like it was snow, even having a little “weedball” fight. this is truly the most Portland thing that I’ve ever experienced here.
i apologize for the terrible grammar
BethAltair on
No they didnt, there might have been a guy with a crate earlier?
Nothing there when you went outside.
mfmeitbual on
Weird. I’d expect something like this in October but not in March.
Animedude83 on
I did watch “No Country for Old Men” but I didn’t learn much.
ConstantThought6 on
cptjoke on
Only users lose drugs.
Teestow21 on
That looks like trim and shake, I’d decarb it in the oven and make a fuckload of cannabutter!
vibe4it on
Afroman’s settlement
LedKremlin on
This is what DARE warned me about but never actually happens to me
glue123artz on
athapwocky on
Market is so saturated out here im not even surprised
capital_bj on
NotObviouslyARobot on
A crate o’ weed, a crate o’ weed
Oh, Portland’s better with a crate o’ weed
It’s the only help that you’ll ever need
Because everything is better with a crate o’ weed
GibsonBluesGuy on
So put some papers out there. People will pop by indulge and get the munchies and come inside to eat. Your new marketing strategy!
stupidber on
Shit weed tho
braumbles on
Is this like give a penny take a penny?
Sohn_Jalston_Raul on
that weed looks like mostly shake. Must not be a good crop because they didn’t even trim it, just left it out for people to take.
scgt86 on
I think what you meant to say is “The herbs for our new butter arrived in a crate.”
ghoti00 on
It’s pretty common for people to leave large quantities of drugs randomly lying around.
koreanwizard on
It’s Shake, essentially weed trimmings. That’s sometimes used to make Hash or oil in large enough quantities, but it’s not really sellable as weed.
DarkerThanFiction on
Plot twist: the crate was full before OP took the pic
TheOx111 on
New strain name. “OG Forgotten mildew confusion”
Mead_Makes_Me_Mean on
Ask the dishie.
bws7037 on
I would glad pay you for that box of weed Tuesday, if I could take it today.
Ralphredimix_Da_G on
that looks schwaggy af
Rob_hocker on
Eeebs-HI on
I guess you really can order just about anything on Amazon.
LLoadin on
Portland?
templeMotorcycleguy on
*someone left *half* a crate of weed outside my cafe
Clicquot on
I know a guy who works for a property management place. His job is to go in and clear out leftover things ppl leave when they move out. Once he found 2 huge lawn trash bags full of weed, it was mostly stems, seeds, dried leaves and such (none of it was worth dealing with in a constructive way). He decided to bring it with on a camping trip. He was literally tossing handfuls from this huge black bag onto the campfire.
The shocked (I tell you, SHOCKED) faces of the teen children of others in the group was priceless.
They were drawn out of their parent’s RVs by the aroma. Then to watch this dude toss it in the fire, was more than most of them could deal with mentally.
Might have been the highlight of the trip!
Particular-Try3643 on
Tipping culture is getting ridiculous
zombiez8mybrain on
It comes in crates?
egoVirus on
I’ve seen and read “No Country for Old Men”, I’d leave it well alone.
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It’s hard to tell. Were there some good buds in there?
Still bammer
It’s trash, I sware
I hope you live in a legal state
My first thought is Why? Was it moldy? Surely you could push some shwag as long as the only thing wrong with it is that it’s low grade. The color looks good but it looks like homegrown. Idk I’m not an expert by any means 🤷🏼♀️ ETA: I saw in another comment it was waterlogged but I’m curious why they would leave if (if it was any good) besides some type of emergency
Put it in a dehydrator
That’s nice of them
Damn a whole crate, people sometimes. Imagine someone leaving this half a crate just lying around. What do they expect just dropping this empty crate on the street.
That’s terrible! Which cafe is it, so I know not to go there?
I’ve been looking for that. Thank you for finding it. I just need the address to pick it up at…
Call me when you find a barrel of cocaine.
My guess:
This was trimmings/leftovers from a huge harvest that someone just didn’t have the patience to turn into hash or extracts. So they figured fuck it and left it at your place because why not
can’t figure out how to add the story to the post so I’ll just put it here.
I got into work to open my shop and saw this crate sitting outside, at this point i couldn’t see what was inside of it and just told myself that “I’ll check that out after i fully open up” i then proceeded to forget till midday. Eventually i remembered and walked out to investigate which is when i saw what is in the picture, this was pounds and pounds of waterlogged weed that had been sitting there since the middle of the night. It did not look good, wet, stemmy, and sorta gross; and i wasn’t gonna trust mysterious street weed that someone abandoned. i called non-emergency who proceeded to laugh and then say they’d send someone over. an hour and a half later some guy (not a cop) just sees it and picks it up and walks away leaving behind a little trail of weed. i then proceeded to tell every customer this story for the rest of the day.
The following day one of my regulars comes in and asks me what the guy looked like; turns out he saw him later that day. the guy had dumped the entire crate of weed out onto the sidewalk and him and a friend were playing in it like it was snow, even having a little “weedball” fight. this is truly the most Portland thing that I’ve ever experienced here.
i apologize for the terrible grammar
No they didnt, there might have been a guy with a crate earlier?
Nothing there when you went outside.
Weird. I’d expect something like this in October but not in March.
I did watch “No Country for Old Men” but I didn’t learn much.
Only users lose drugs.
That looks like trim and shake, I’d decarb it in the oven and make a fuckload of cannabutter!
Afroman’s settlement
This is what DARE warned me about but never actually happens to me
Market is so saturated out here im not even surprised
A crate o’ weed, a crate o’ weed
Oh, Portland’s better with a crate o’ weed
It’s the only help that you’ll ever need
Because everything is better with a crate o’ weed
So put some papers out there. People will pop by indulge and get the munchies and come inside to eat. Your new marketing strategy!
Shit weed tho
Is this like give a penny take a penny?
that weed looks like mostly shake. Must not be a good crop because they didn’t even trim it, just left it out for people to take.
I think what you meant to say is “The herbs for our new butter arrived in a crate.”
It’s pretty common for people to leave large quantities of drugs randomly lying around.
It’s Shake, essentially weed trimmings. That’s sometimes used to make Hash or oil in large enough quantities, but it’s not really sellable as weed.
Plot twist: the crate was full before OP took the pic
New strain name. “OG Forgotten mildew confusion”
Ask the dishie.
I would glad pay you for that box of weed Tuesday, if I could take it today.
that looks schwaggy af
I guess you really can order just about anything on Amazon.
Portland?
*someone left *half* a crate of weed outside my cafe
I know a guy who works for a property management place. His job is to go in and clear out leftover things ppl leave when they move out. Once he found 2 huge lawn trash bags full of weed, it was mostly stems, seeds, dried leaves and such (none of it was worth dealing with in a constructive way). He decided to bring it with on a camping trip. He was literally tossing handfuls from this huge black bag onto the campfire.
The shocked (I tell you, SHOCKED) faces of the teen children of others in the group was priceless.
They were drawn out of their parent’s RVs by the aroma. Then to watch this dude toss it in the fire, was more than most of them could deal with mentally.
Might have been the highlight of the trip!
Tipping culture is getting ridiculous
It comes in crates?
I’ve seen and read “No Country for Old Men”, I’d leave it well alone.
Don’t worry…that shits garbage lol
That looks like extraction material.