I’m sure farmers who spent the last year getting fucked by Trump’s tariffs, who are now getting fucked by his idiotic war with Iran, love the fact that they made a website for farmers based on a site where people get fucked and he gets himself a gold-plated tractor as a decoration while they can’t afford to put fuel in their own.
isecore on
Even African warlords probably think he’s going overboard with all the golden bullshit.
NexusNickel on
Easy.
It’s a right-in-your-face a ‘Fuck You’.
They are rich. Gold is used to portray wealth.
So, everything is Golden.
Yet his supporters are too stupid to see it.
Vernerator on
All crops will now be watered by Golden Showers.
justinsayin on
A German made tractor, when we have US options
gauriemma on
Because stupid, tacky people think gold coloring looks impressive.
MountainSage58 on
I hope at least one person asked how the golden tractor fixes our fertilizer shortage.
Slackballed on
John Mulaney had a great bit about this.
“Donald Trump is almost like what a hobo imagines a rich man to be, y know? It’s like years ago Trump was walking through an alley, and he heard some guy just like, “Ho-ho, boy, oh, boy. As soon as my number comes in, I’m gonna put up tall buildings with my name on
’em. I’ll have fine golden hair, and a TV show where I fire people with my children.”
I assume it’s pretty close to that – he got it in his turnip powered brain that rich people surround themselves in gold, so if he has gold everywhere everyone will know he’s rich. Or think he’s rich – as was the case before American voters decides to give him the keys to their bank vault.
jtrom93 on
I demand this to be satire.
verruckter51 on
My neighbor says, it is because demons seek the brightness they lost when they turned away from God. But then again my neighbor is also preparing for Armageddon.
DJMagicHandz on
*White farmers
Lordcraft2000 on
Gold is the only color he can see since the eclipse.
Allday24_7 on
Trumpers: “He got a golden tractor FOR US! So we know he thinks about us!”
Ok_Exchange342 on
I noticed while growing up that people from a certain Mediterranean region and different middle eastern areas seem to really like the red and gold color palette and I still see that today in different tv shows, movies, videos. That color palette was also a popular design choice back in the late 50s, early 60s for upper middle class America, so when I saw it in the 70s, it was already an outdated, lower middle class design choice. I cannot begin to tell you the number of 25+ year old trailer homes myself and my friends rented, for dirt cheap, in the late 80s that had that color palette. To this day, for me, unless you are from those regions or authentically aspire to immerse yourself in those cultures, it is tacky and garish and reeks of desperation.
Evening-Turnip8407 on
How much did that thing cost? Could have spent it on a hundred different initiatives to actually help farmers (on TOP of opening…. onlyfarms… whatever the fresh-frozen fuck that is)
Jonnie_Rocket on
They are mocking us.
It could only be worse if he kept saying let them eat cake.
Nervous-Yak-4642 on
It’s always amazing that republicans say they’re opposed to welfare queens but then they’ll invite tons of them to mill around on the South lawn.
funkypepermint on
I know it’s have caused more farms to go bankrupt this last year than ever before but look, I got a tractor
Hawkwise83 on
Because Trump is the guy the bible warns you about. Except Christians embraced him…
namhee69 on
Because he has dementia, and familiarly is key with people with dementia.
So a gold tractor fits the bill with his tacky gold shit adorning everything.
Katnamedeaster on
So, uh, is this how the administration expects farmers to make up for their revenue short falls this season?
I dunno, seems like too much of a niche kink to be successful.
mattd1972 on
The over-the-top opulence of a plainly insecure man.
DoktorFreedom on
Flood the zone bullshit.
DigitalDawn on
Golden idol.
warrant2k on
Anything but the Epstein files.
O8ee on
babbagoo on
Is this the guy from the Epstein files?
WildFire97971 on
What the fuck is “only farmers” supposed to be? This is objectively the dumbest shit ever
Barbarella_ella on
Even Egyptian pharoahs be asking, “Seriously?”
AntonChigurhWasHere on
Why the fuck is wrong with those people.
MountRedBeard on
Gold for the Gold Asshole
seriousbangs on
Because people that think at or below a 6th grade level view that as a sign of prosperity and success
And 77m people in this country think at or below a 6th grade level.
Hntrbdnshog on
StPauliToPortland on
And the tractor is German made….
America first?
bgzlvsdmb on
“Who said Trump never did anything farmers? Look? He bought himself a gold tractor that no one will never use.”
For a guy begging people to award him prizes, he does purchase a lot of 1st place trophies for himself. Pathetic.
TheLurkingMenace on
Wanting his name in everything is narcissism. Wanting everything gold-plated is tacky. He is both in equal measures.
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I’m sure farmers who spent the last year getting fucked by Trump’s tariffs, who are now getting fucked by his idiotic war with Iran, love the fact that they made a website for farmers based on a site where people get fucked and he gets himself a gold-plated tractor as a decoration while they can’t afford to put fuel in their own.
Even African warlords probably think he’s going overboard with all the golden bullshit.
Easy.
It’s a right-in-your-face a ‘Fuck You’.
They are rich. Gold is used to portray wealth.
So, everything is Golden.
Yet his supporters are too stupid to see it.
All crops will now be watered by Golden Showers.
A German made tractor, when we have US options
Because stupid, tacky people think gold coloring looks impressive.
I hope at least one person asked how the golden tractor fixes our fertilizer shortage.
John Mulaney had a great bit about this.
“Donald Trump is almost like what a hobo imagines a rich man to be, y know? It’s like years ago Trump was walking through an alley, and he heard some guy just like, “Ho-ho, boy, oh, boy. As soon as my number comes in, I’m gonna put up tall buildings with my name on
’em. I’ll have fine golden hair, and a TV show where I fire people with my children.”
I assume it’s pretty close to that – he got it in his turnip powered brain that rich people surround themselves in gold, so if he has gold everywhere everyone will know he’s rich. Or think he’s rich – as was the case before American voters decides to give him the keys to their bank vault.
I demand this to be satire.
My neighbor says, it is because demons seek the brightness they lost when they turned away from God. But then again my neighbor is also preparing for Armageddon.
*White farmers
Gold is the only color he can see since the eclipse.
Trumpers: “He got a golden tractor FOR US! So we know he thinks about us!”
I noticed while growing up that people from a certain Mediterranean region and different middle eastern areas seem to really like the red and gold color palette and I still see that today in different tv shows, movies, videos. That color palette was also a popular design choice back in the late 50s, early 60s for upper middle class America, so when I saw it in the 70s, it was already an outdated, lower middle class design choice. I cannot begin to tell you the number of 25+ year old trailer homes myself and my friends rented, for dirt cheap, in the late 80s that had that color palette. To this day, for me, unless you are from those regions or authentically aspire to immerse yourself in those cultures, it is tacky and garish and reeks of desperation.
How much did that thing cost? Could have spent it on a hundred different initiatives to actually help farmers (on TOP of opening…. onlyfarms… whatever the fresh-frozen fuck that is)
They are mocking us.
It could only be worse if he kept saying let them eat cake.
It’s always amazing that republicans say they’re opposed to welfare queens but then they’ll invite tons of them to mill around on the South lawn.
I know it’s have caused more farms to go bankrupt this last year than ever before but look, I got a tractor
Because Trump is the guy the bible warns you about. Except Christians embraced him…
Because he has dementia, and familiarly is key with people with dementia.
So a gold tractor fits the bill with his tacky gold shit adorning everything.
So, uh, is this how the administration expects farmers to make up for their revenue short falls this season?
I dunno, seems like too much of a niche kink to be successful.
The over-the-top opulence of a plainly insecure man.
Flood the zone bullshit.
Golden idol.
Anything but the Epstein files.
Is this the guy from the Epstein files?
What the fuck is “only farmers” supposed to be? This is objectively the dumbest shit ever
Even Egyptian pharoahs be asking, “Seriously?”
Why the fuck is wrong with those people.
Gold for the Gold Asshole
Because people that think at or below a 6th grade level view that as a sign of prosperity and success
And 77m people in this country think at or below a 6th grade level.
And the tractor is German made….
America first?
“Who said Trump never did anything farmers? Look? He bought himself a gold tractor that no one will never use.”
For a guy begging people to award him prizes, he does purchase a lot of 1st place trophies for himself. Pathetic.
Wanting his name in everything is narcissism. Wanting everything gold-plated is tacky. He is both in equal measures.