Lorvintherealone on March 28, 2026 1:25 pm As a matter of fact: gum does infact not stay 7 years in your stomach. it stays 1 – 3 days in your body and you’ll shit it out like any other food.
Sea_Turnip6282 on March 28, 2026 1:34 pm Is this the guy that does the other rant? I swear I saw him conspire about something else before
Big_Breath_2561 on March 28, 2026 1:39 pm The only thing that’s true here is he ate so much gum to get a stomach ache.
Melodic-Ad3222 on March 28, 2026 1:43 pm All that gum in his body from so many years. It’s holding him tight.
blahmeistah on March 28, 2026 1:48 pm Does anyone know his name. His theories are changing my life for the better. Working on my rubic cube skills right now to time travel.
rosyvibexz on March 28, 2026 1:52 pm I didn’t realize Hagrid went down a YouTube rabbit hole after Hogwarts closed.
e_line_65 on March 28, 2026 1:52 pm I honestly forgot about being told not to swallow gum as a child, because, they said, it stays in your system for 7 years. True story!
AzureDreamer on March 28, 2026 1:54 pm “We all know we are part of a simulation” Do we? still I am going to swallow a piece of gum.
Yeasty_Moist_Clunge on March 28, 2026 2:06 pm Well I hope when my software update comes they tone down the sarcastic arsehole.exe I received during my last update.
Yuckpuddle60 on March 28, 2026 2:25 pm “we are all now dumber for having listened to you. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
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You must look Gandalf but I’m not gonna believe you
Can anyone actually disprove this??
Checkmate liberals
You think I can afford gum after paying for gas?
Math checks out
As a matter of fact: gum does infact not stay 7 years in your stomach. it stays 1 – 3 days in your body and you’ll shit it out like any other food.
i believe him
Asylum deserves him
Gum does not stay in your system for 7 years.
Is this the guy that does the other rant? I swear I saw him conspire about something else before
That man swallowed too much gum.
You poop out gum.
I’ll swallow every piece of gum I’ve ever achieved
Hey Vsauce, Michael here
The only thing that’s true here is he ate so much gum to get a stomach ache.
Wow
I just got replaced yesterday
Just say no to big gum
The break at the end got me good
All that gum in his body from so many years. It’s holding him tight.
And I’m supposed to believe a simulation?
Adds up
This is my new favorite conspiracy.
Does anyone know his name. His theories are changing my life for the better. Working on my rubic cube skills right now to time travel.
Everything you just said is wrong
this dude for real?
The term funny means nothing anymore
I see my uncle is making TikTok vids now.
I didn’t realize Hagrid went down a YouTube rabbit hole after Hogwarts closed.
I honestly forgot about being told not to swallow gum as a child, because, they said, it stays in your system for 7 years. True story!
Your 7 years is about to finish please take gum
Mental illness is a hell of a drug
“We all know we are part of a simulation”
Do we? still I am going to swallow a piece of gum.
Second vid of this guy, I like him. Who is he?
And a razor every 7 years too?
Well I hope when my software update comes they tone down the sarcastic arsehole.exe I received during my last update.
“we are all now dumber for having listened to you. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”