Biomedicinal Burger with biomatter lettuce and Chemical agent sauce
jailboundhorse on
He running swabs of the grill or something? Processing MSUs while customers eat, results if they tip well?
Skullzyyyy on
An opportunity not to be missed.
icome2ndagain on
Too bad he doesn’t have a masters and 7 years experience
Emergency-Touch-3424 on
Honestly if the pay is at least 30/hr with benefits itd be a pretty competetitive wage for just a b.sc
gentletonberry on
The punchline is you apply for the role and they tell you you’re overqualified (or, realistically, never respond to you at all)
ComprehensiveHavoc on
Sam, can you replicate this bag of chicken wings?
DueChampionship6 on
When they say “dreams come true”
CookHistorical8919 on
I’m sure his knowledge of cell signaling will definitely help with grilling steaks.
DeuxSouth on
Tbh biotech is so saturated he’d probably be best taking it.
NeilDeCrash on
Maybe you are to research and invent the best drinks and grill food for them thru biomedical sciences!
There is a chance…
WoodenBox4230 on
AI probably took his job
AngelicalBabe3 on
Just tell them your thesis was on the molecular structure of BBQ sauce. You’re a shoe-in.
harmyb on
I once got reached out to on LinkedIn. After viewing my experience of being an Architect for the last 10 years, they thought I’d be interested in a role as a farm hand.
Mirar on
I’m not sure what a biomedical sciences get to do at a smokie’s mo but I’m sure companies like McD actually has some for making the proper pink sludge.
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What an excellent opportunity 😭
Biomedicinal Burger with biomatter lettuce and Chemical agent sauce
He running swabs of the grill or something? Processing MSUs while customers eat, results if they tip well?
An opportunity not to be missed.
Too bad he doesn’t have a masters and 7 years experience
Honestly if the pay is at least 30/hr with benefits itd be a pretty competetitive wage for just a b.sc
The punchline is you apply for the role and they tell you you’re overqualified (or, realistically, never respond to you at all)
Sam, can you replicate this bag of chicken wings?
When they say “dreams come true”
I’m sure his knowledge of cell signaling will definitely help with grilling steaks.
Tbh biotech is so saturated he’d probably be best taking it.
Maybe you are to research and invent the best drinks and grill food for them thru biomedical sciences!
There is a chance…
AI probably took his job
Just tell them your thesis was on the molecular structure of BBQ sauce. You’re a shoe-in.
I once got reached out to on LinkedIn. After viewing my experience of being an Architect for the last 10 years, they thought I’d be interested in a role as a farm hand.
I’m not sure what a biomedical sciences get to do at a smokie’s mo but I’m sure companies like McD actually has some for making the proper pink sludge.