This keeps my mustache dry

    by SaiyajinPrime

    43 Comments

    1. Does it actually clip on or does it just kinda rest there. When you get to the bottom will it fall on your nose?

    2. So why do you use it? What’s the point to have a mustache and drink beer if you can’t show your wet mustache to everybody?

    3. MagnificoReattore on

      I don’t know, man. We have a saying here “Di birra e di fregna il baffo s’impregna” which more or less means “in beer and pussy the mustache soaks”. Bad sign to preclude it beer. 

    4. omg i need to get one of these for my dad! his mustache literally drips after every sip of coffee and it drives my mom crazy lol.

    5. The_Truthkeeper on

      I’ve seen those for coffee/tea cups, but it never occurred to me that it would also be useful for beer.

    6. That’s gotta be the most hipster thing at the most hipster bar I’ve ever seen. But I’m old and I don’t know if hipsters are still a thing

    7. retrospinkidd on

      Oh hey! I used to work with a guy who started Whisker Dam with a few buddies. Wild to see it on here so many years later.

    8. I have mine in the kitchen. Barely fits onto anything, including a pint. Barely stays on too. But I love it still since Mom gave it to me.

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