The Weimar Republic explaining to the allies why they’re making explosives and armored tractors:

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    1. Ragnarok_Stravius on

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      “Oh? This thing? Its just a light tractor used to plant seed on farmlands… Gun? No, no, you got it wrong, its a 20mm seed dispenser, we use gunpowder charges just because the soil in the Fatherland can be quite hard…”

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      “And that thing? Its our heavy tractor! Its used to actually work the fields, you know, when the horse is far too tired, do British horses not get tired? Or French ones? Again, its not a weapon, its a demolition tool for when farmers find really really hard soil they need to breakdown! And no, its not a vickers gun, its a water gun to water plantations.”

    2. Just put an 18 on the end of the model name, surely the Allies will just think it’s leftover from the Great War.

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