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    I went to a meeting and saw this sign in the bathroom. I think of it pretty often.


    I went to a meeting and saw this sign in the bathroom. I think of it pretty often.

    by cambrianshrimp

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    4. DickDongMcLong on

      MFs like to camp out in the stalls. I’m dropping a duece on the floor or in the sink.

    9. MassCasualty on

      We once had a sign at Work that said please no eating in the restroom. Ants were coming up to the crumbs through the drain in the floor.

    11. dtoddh on

      It never would have occurred to me to poop on the floor. Like anywhere, I’ll hold it for longer than is healthy.

      But now there are intrusive thoughts, like who’s doing this and maybe they had a good reason, even if the toilet was just a foot away. And maybe everyone should watch where they step, especially in a bathroom.

    12. mgquantitysquared on

      Lmao, reminds me of my freshman year in the dorms. Someone kept dropping fat logs and not flushing, so I sent a message to the floor group chat that said something like “hey, make sure you’re fully flushing after you take a dump, people keep finding un-flushed turds.”

      Most people just “liked” the message or ignored it, but one girl got mad as *hell.* She wrote some long ass message about “why does this even matter, why are you even messaging about this,” and I just replied “so you’re the shitter, then?” and she was *furious,* lmao. Never found an abandoned deuce in the toilets after that, though, so at least there’s that

    14. Notbob1234 on

      Reminds me of my first job at Harbor Freight.

      We have a repeat poop spreader, and I was the poor sap that had to clean and sanitize it. One day, I hear my boss yell “oh hell, no!” and this little old lady goes from a slow wobble to a full sprint out the door.

      People are gross.

    20. tonycomputerguy on

      Sometimes I think about not coming on this site any more.

      Then this shit shows up and gives me unexplained giggle fits.

    21. fonefreek on

      Okay this is peculiar. If I was the culprit I definitely would’ve chosen the corner stall…

    24. key1234567 on

      In our office there was a guy clogging the toilets and making a big mess over and over. Turds on the ground and everything. Our boss was getting so pissed that he made a similar sign to the one posted. It kept happening and he was now getting known as the mad bomber but we couldn’t figure out who the hell it was. One day I happened to be taking a dump and then a mysterious guy went into the stall next to me. At first I thought it was the mad bomber so I kept quiet and actually pulled my feet in so he wouldn’t recognize my shoes. I wanted to catch him in the act. I flushed the toilet and to my surprise the toilet started to clog. I got up as the water started pouring over the toilet onto the floor, how embarrassing! The guy in the next stall started cursing and I realized it was my boss. “Holy Shit, he is gonna think I’m the mad bomber” ! He must have been mid turd because I scrammed and he didn’t have a chance to catch me. Damn that was a close one. We never caught the actual mad bomber but we suspected a guy because the office upstairs saw him leave their restroom after it got clogged. I am just glad I was never identified.

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