You would win the eye lashes battle against a secretary bird
Lorenzoak on
Women will literally spend $150 a month on premium lash extensions, chemical lifts, and highly experimental serums just to achieve exactly 10% of what genetics handed this man for absolutely free
SpunkyStarling on
Give them to me👋
dr_xenon on
Do they get stuck in your eyebrows like Velcro?
Church-of-Nephalus on
I feel like you would make a killing with makeup advertisements
pawer13 on
In general men have longer and blusher eyelashes than women
TheThinkerers on
Cruella on the way to yank them for herself
Kazukii on
i just know every girl he meets is instantly jealous
Local-Lingonberry582 on
Mine used to be long like this. But I singed them with a bbq and now they regular lol.
SharkeyGeorge on
Can we see them as a girl?
blueberrydrawzz on
gimme😭
yourshaddow3 on
Not all men but always a man.
Middle_Aged_Mayhem on
Mine are so long that I have to constantly clean my glasses because they touch the inside of the lenses and leave marks.
thefunkst on
Also have long lashes. Women always point it out. Same with my eye brows. I hear “on fleek” every once in a while
quirkytorch on
WHAT ARE MEN EVEN DOING WITH THEIR BEAUTIFUL LUSCIOUS LASHES?? WASTING THEM!! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
mchngrliris on
svenminoda on
Do they also tend to bend and get stuck in your eyelid? Mine are always causing me pain and irritation
woktexe on
Oh we have very similar eyelashes(also guy)
Numerous-Following-7 on
Well at least you wont get dust in your eyes. Im envious!
wednesdayattoms on
Your lower lashes are longer than my top lashes 😭 and yes I have paid money for lash extensions before so I am very envious
Men get longer lashes and wash their bodies with 1000-in-one products and still look amazing wtf
Delta4o on
As a trans woman, I’m blessed with one thing, and that is natural long eyelashes, but this is insane! holy shit
Bio571 on
bnuuy_exe on
As a woman, I hate you 😭
lemonyoshii on
I have this as a woman and I’ve always heard other girls tell me they’re jealous or ask me what products I use.
The answer is being born with high levels of testosterone. And the “I wish I had that!” Immediately stops when I tell them the other effects it has, like excess body hair (I can grow a beard and mustache pretty easily as well)
Bonejack84 on
“Girls hate this one simple trick.”
willtwerkf0rfood on
I’m partly convinced that Big Mascara has something in it to shorten our lashes because I swear to God, men and babies have such long beautiful eyelashes and then some women can end up looking like Cynthia from Rugrats lmao
SuperMomn on
Do you feel bonita?
TinyReader on
Guys always have the nicest lashes *sigh* they’re like horsey lashes 💕
Chiinoe on
These comments are hilarious. Never seen SO MANY CAPS
Chris11246 on
Do yours also fold back into your eye while still attached annoyingly often?
McKRAKK on
My son and I both won the genetic lottery for thick luscious lashes. Mine have thinned a little as I’ve aged, but when I was a teenager and in my early 20’s there were always girls making nice comments about my eyelashes.
PrelateFenix on
Millennial used to be called gay all the time growing in school because the girls would ask if I used mascara. I grew up with a single father and an older brother. I had no fuckin clue what the hell mascara was until high school.
Top comment is right though, all women notice. Its great! Unless you’re my wife ofc, she’s not a fan.
Mindcomputing on
Rip inbox
dollyayesha on
superdonatella21 on
Must be nice having natural built-in sunshades while the rest of us are out here squinting like mole rats.
VenusValkyrieJH on
Always !! Always the boys get the beautiful eye lashes. All three of my sons have insanely gorgeous eye lashes.. and me over here with my stubs.
LaylaBird65 on
My 16 year old has both big, beautiful light blue eyes and eyelashes for days. Since he was a baby he was fawned over for them. I am quite envious.
Meowmixx22 on
My partner has unreal eyelashes, so long and thick he can’t wear sunglasses bc the lashes hit the lens. When he swims they hang in his vision. He can lay on the couch watching TV and it looks like he’s asleep. I’m going to steal them, I just don’t know how yet.
Sikkus on
Wow! And I thought mine were long for a guy 😀 Cheers, fellow longlasher.
Minute_Recording_644 on
How does it feel to be God’s favourite?
SingleShotShorty on
Some people have it all
SunsetFarms on
Quinke91 on
Ive gotten 3 compliments in life about my appearance.
All of them were about my eyelashes, i guess i should be happy?
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UGGHHH MEN, HOW, GENETICS? Mine’s already thick & long, but YOURS? DAMN
No! No! Too sexy!
and all women notice
You would win the eye lashes battle against a secretary bird
Women will literally spend $150 a month on premium lash extensions, chemical lifts, and highly experimental serums just to achieve exactly 10% of what genetics handed this man for absolutely free
Give them to me👋
Do they get stuck in your eyebrows like Velcro?
I feel like you would make a killing with makeup advertisements
In general men have longer and blusher eyelashes than women
Cruella on the way to yank them for herself
i just know every girl he meets is instantly jealous
Mine used to be long like this. But I singed them with a bbq and now they regular lol.
Can we see them as a girl?
gimme😭
Not all men but always a man.
Mine are so long that I have to constantly clean my glasses because they touch the inside of the lenses and leave marks.
Also have long lashes. Women always point it out. Same with my eye brows. I hear “on fleek” every once in a while
WHAT ARE MEN EVEN DOING WITH THEIR BEAUTIFUL LUSCIOUS LASHES?? WASTING THEM!! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
Do they also tend to bend and get stuck in your eyelid? Mine are always causing me pain and irritation
Oh we have very similar eyelashes(also guy)
Well at least you wont get dust in your eyes. Im envious!
Your lower lashes are longer than my top lashes 😭 and yes I have paid money for lash extensions before so I am very envious
Guys have naturally longer lashes then girls
[https://i.redd.it/el6jjvuvwxr51.jpg](https://i.redd.it/el6jjvuvwxr51.jpg)
Me too man, my glasses are always filthy.
Men get longer lashes and wash their bodies with 1000-in-one products and still look amazing wtf
As a trans woman, I’m blessed with one thing, and that is natural long eyelashes, but this is insane! holy shit
As a woman, I hate you 😭
I have this as a woman and I’ve always heard other girls tell me they’re jealous or ask me what products I use.
The answer is being born with high levels of testosterone. And the “I wish I had that!” Immediately stops when I tell them the other effects it has, like excess body hair (I can grow a beard and mustache pretty easily as well)
“Girls hate this one simple trick.”
I’m partly convinced that Big Mascara has something in it to shorten our lashes because I swear to God, men and babies have such long beautiful eyelashes and then some women can end up looking like Cynthia from Rugrats lmao
Do you feel bonita?
Guys always have the nicest lashes *sigh* they’re like horsey lashes 💕
These comments are hilarious. Never seen SO MANY CAPS
Do yours also fold back into your eye while still attached annoyingly often?
My son and I both won the genetic lottery for thick luscious lashes. Mine have thinned a little as I’ve aged, but when I was a teenager and in my early 20’s there were always girls making nice comments about my eyelashes.
Millennial used to be called gay all the time growing in school because the girls would ask if I used mascara. I grew up with a single father and an older brother. I had no fuckin clue what the hell mascara was until high school.
Top comment is right though, all women notice. Its great! Unless you’re my wife ofc, she’s not a fan.
Rip inbox
Must be nice having natural built-in sunshades while the rest of us are out here squinting like mole rats.
Always !! Always the boys get the beautiful eye lashes. All three of my sons have insanely gorgeous eye lashes.. and me over here with my stubs.
My 16 year old has both big, beautiful light blue eyes and eyelashes for days. Since he was a baby he was fawned over for them. I am quite envious.
My partner has unreal eyelashes, so long and thick he can’t wear sunglasses bc the lashes hit the lens. When he swims they hang in his vision. He can lay on the couch watching TV and it looks like he’s asleep. I’m going to steal them, I just don’t know how yet.
Wow! And I thought mine were long for a guy 😀 Cheers, fellow longlasher.
How does it feel to be God’s favourite?
Some people have it all
Ive gotten 3 compliments in life about my appearance.
All of them were about my eyelashes, i guess i should be happy?