He’s literally BEGGING on his KNEES guys! That’s how severe the situation is!
TheMagicalMatt on
Yeah that’s weird but also ain’t his peers tearing down nature so they can build AI servers? Maybe he should have this talk with them
OneTimeIMadeAGif on
Says man with an army of assistants ensuring he never needs to read an email, ever.
spleeble on
Tony Montana to fans: “try getting high on LIFE!”
SnooDonkeys2892 on
No he makes the crack pipe. It’s the app companies you should be gunning for.
Infamous-GoatThief on
Colonel Sanders tells the youth to stop eating so much chicken
Captain Crunch tells the youth to stop eating so much cereal
What are we even talking about here lmao
PFSnypr on
Who the heck is king von
Is he like, rapper brandon herrera or something?
MrMansaMusa on
Says the drug dealer
Blk_Rick_Dalton on
Data centers are destroying nature, Tim. Get fucked
ZubianGlory on
This would be like Mr. Rogers asking us to now be nice anymore.
derpferd on
This is presumably said with the smug confidence that, no, people probably won’t stop doom scrolling for quite some time, he and his merry scumbag friends can continue profiting from it while this bullshit statement can thinly masquerade as proof that he gives a fuck and tried to put a stop to it
Geoconyxdiablus on
He sucked the money out of us, treated us like products, and thinks he can tell us what to do with our husks.
StraightOuttaFenris on
Shut up Tim Apple.
Unusual-Ideal-3509 on
Ah yes, intentionally create a problem but then pretend you care about the outcomes. Same old bs 🙄
furrysalesman69 on
We would, if there was walking around in the forest vacation money.
bigsmokeyz420 on
Tim after cooking every year “Wait till you see my Pro.”
*Processing img 9cs5keetjvqg1…*
olympianfap on
“People need to spend more time in nature.”
Then quit requiring me to be in the office to take Teams calls.
McCoy818 on
thats like your dealer telling you drugs are bad. like bro you are the supply chain
Ok_Translator4447 on
Our phones were created for far more other things than social media. It’s not a “created this problem” thing. It’s a social media thing. It’s billions of apps and 10 of them are created to keep you scrolling for content.
Remove social media and people use their phones for the things they were designed to do besides call, text and video. Read, take pictures, draw, write projects, research and explore.
KallusDrogo on
Diddy asks people to stop freak offs “Enough is Enough!”
Slacker_The_Dog on
*Processing img kz6mh6fkkvqg1…*
NewToHTX on
Tim Cook: “*See when I’m in nature at one of my private islands or 3 yachts out on the ocean…*”
MajorPaper4169 on
How bout ya lower prices on, idk everything, and make going out more appealing?
BeBopNHustleSteady on
It’s too late.. I am hooked and this App Store just be calling me
ValuableItchy on
“Stop holding judeo Christians responsible for all the hate and evil they’ve caused. go for a walk or something.” – Tim Cook
WorthlessFleshbag on
The very least he could do is design a built-in screen time monitoring mechanism (that the user can’t bypass) that blocks your doom scrolling apps after spending a certain amount of time on them or within certain timeframes throughout the day. Something like Opal or Freedom.
chief_yETI on
Leaving the house costs money, so no
High_Stream on
To be fair, he didn’t invent Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Reddit, Tik-Tok, etc. He sells phones and software.
chief_yETI on
technically Steve Jobs created the problem. Cook is just the man supplying what was already there.
In fact, one could argue he’s even helping because he hasn’t innovated shit thats brand new in however many years its been since Jobs died.
Rich_Prior4656 on
Jack Harlow chastises white people who appropriate Black Culture.
Vast_Doughnut9418 on
This is so true. Tim we are literally addicted.
Charlitos on
This bitch a hoe -tim cook
t1nalaebony on
Nah y’all need to be mad at him for the random $7 that gets taken out of your account, not him creating the iPhone😎
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Like my plug telling me to slow down
He’s literally BEGGING on his KNEES guys! That’s how severe the situation is!
Yeah that’s weird but also ain’t his peers tearing down nature so they can build AI servers? Maybe he should have this talk with them
Says man with an army of assistants ensuring he never needs to read an email, ever.
Tony Montana to fans: “try getting high on LIFE!”
No he makes the crack pipe. It’s the app companies you should be gunning for.
Colonel Sanders tells the youth to stop eating so much chicken
Captain Crunch tells the youth to stop eating so much cereal
What are we even talking about here lmao
Who the heck is king von
Is he like, rapper brandon herrera or something?
Says the drug dealer
Data centers are destroying nature, Tim. Get fucked
This would be like Mr. Rogers asking us to now be nice anymore.
This is presumably said with the smug confidence that, no, people probably won’t stop doom scrolling for quite some time, he and his merry scumbag friends can continue profiting from it while this bullshit statement can thinly masquerade as proof that he gives a fuck and tried to put a stop to it
He sucked the money out of us, treated us like products, and thinks he can tell us what to do with our husks.
Shut up Tim Apple.
Ah yes, intentionally create a problem but then pretend you care about the outcomes. Same old bs 🙄
We would, if there was walking around in the forest vacation money.
Tim after cooking every year “Wait till you see my Pro.”
*Processing img 9cs5keetjvqg1…*
“People need to spend more time in nature.”
Then quit requiring me to be in the office to take Teams calls.
thats like your dealer telling you drugs are bad. like bro you are the supply chain
Our phones were created for far more other things than social media. It’s not a “created this problem” thing. It’s a social media thing. It’s billions of apps and 10 of them are created to keep you scrolling for content.
Remove social media and people use their phones for the things they were designed to do besides call, text and video. Read, take pictures, draw, write projects, research and explore.
Diddy asks people to stop freak offs “Enough is Enough!”
*Processing img kz6mh6fkkvqg1…*
Tim Cook: “*See when I’m in nature at one of my private islands or 3 yachts out on the ocean…*”
How bout ya lower prices on, idk everything, and make going out more appealing?
It’s too late.. I am hooked and this App Store just be calling me
“Stop holding judeo Christians responsible for all the hate and evil they’ve caused. go for a walk or something.” – Tim Cook
The very least he could do is design a built-in screen time monitoring mechanism (that the user can’t bypass) that blocks your doom scrolling apps after spending a certain amount of time on them or within certain timeframes throughout the day. Something like Opal or Freedom.
Leaving the house costs money, so no
To be fair, he didn’t invent Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Reddit, Tik-Tok, etc. He sells phones and software.
technically Steve Jobs created the problem. Cook is just the man supplying what was already there.
In fact, one could argue he’s even helping because he hasn’t innovated shit thats brand new in however many years its been since Jobs died.
Jack Harlow chastises white people who appropriate Black Culture.
This is so true. Tim we are literally addicted.
This bitch a hoe -tim cook
Nah y’all need to be mad at him for the random $7 that gets taken out of your account, not him creating the iPhone😎