People would make it a daily event like getting a latte at Starbucks.
VivianOfTheOblivion on
Oh no. Give him the Bin Laden treatment and drop his ass in the middle of the ocean.
RandoCollision on
How much for a poo?
The-cultured-swine39 on
That’s a waste of good piss.
Euphoric_Ad9593 on
You need a better biz plan man. Might I offer my assistance kind internet stranger. Ahem.
$5 flip the bird.
$10 quick mooning.
$50 snot rocket.
$100 piss.
$1000 drop a steamer.
$? Puke (haven’t figured that one out yet).
Add ons:
Souvenir video for any of above $100.
Souvenir Tshirts $50 (I _____ on Tronald Dump’s grave and all I got was this lousy Shirt).
$1000 Official Franklin Mint Certificate of Pedo grave defilement, signed/dated/notarized (sure to be a generational family heirloom).
What better way to “honor” the world’s greatest business/con man than with a posthumous grifting scheme. 🫡
Please, you’re undercharging. We could have the national debt paid off in no time at $10 a piss
Gildenstern2u on
I’ll take 10
Just-pickone on
I got 10 bucks. Where’s the line?
SH4DOWSTR1KE_ on
I was going to say if you change it to five bucks, you will solve all the debt, create an overflow that could sustain infrastructure, education and Universal Health Care with plenty left over
kimapesan on
“$1 a piss”
Fastest path to becoming a millionaire.
hamsterfolly on
I would gladly pay top dollar for this, sir!
Also, I’d open a drink stand nearby
brewingbad18 on
How much for a post Chipotle, Taco Bell and case of beer, toilet destroying bowel movement?
volcanopele on
If I donated $1000, can I just go over and pee on it whenever I feel like it?
Thekiffining on
I bet he’d beat Bonnie blues record
bessiefr0ggy3886 on
one dollar never seemed so worth it
shamwowj on
And just like that, we had a budget surplus…
Slasher1738 on
Say less
TPAKT0P on
Everything is a grift with him.
BadahBingBadahBoom on
Sir that is not how supply and demand works.
thuhmuffinman on
can take the man out the grift but not the grift out the man
jcooli09 on
Can we subscribe?
Intelligent_Slip_849 on
Dang it, I almost got excited.
I fully expect to learn about it from reddit, though.
Poult1 on
gwydion_black on
They are going to need a sump pump running 24/7 to keep the area from flooding.
Here’s $20 up front from me.
ginkgodave on
Underpriced. They could charge so much more.
The_Shredz24 on
I’d spend my life savings pissing on that fucking thing. Probably drop a couple deuces while I’m at it too.
oskirkland on
You could charge a hundred bucks a head and the line would still be miles long. It would be the most piss stained plot of land on the planet
3dogsbob on
Always thought his headstone should just be a urinal
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I haven’t laughed this hard in over 10 years. We need this.
I’m willing to pay double for that joyride.
https://preview.redd.it/nmyitnk4reqg1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb4ea23c60e6fb6c6e774bf85152cad8f4449d1b
People would make it a daily event like getting a latte at Starbucks.
Oh no. Give him the Bin Laden treatment and drop his ass in the middle of the ocean.
How much for a poo?
That’s a waste of good piss.
You need a better biz plan man. Might I offer my assistance kind internet stranger. Ahem.
$5 flip the bird.
$10 quick mooning.
$50 snot rocket.
$100 piss.
$1000 drop a steamer.
$? Puke (haven’t figured that one out yet).
Add ons:
Souvenir video for any of above $100.
Souvenir Tshirts $50 (I _____ on Tronald Dump’s grave and all I got was this lousy Shirt).
$1000 Official Franklin Mint Certificate of Pedo grave defilement, signed/dated/notarized (sure to be a generational family heirloom).
What better way to “honor” the world’s greatest business/con man than with a posthumous grifting scheme. 🫡
https://preview.redd.it/dsp3xnb9teqg1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa3178806269147315297c74e2350a5154b2c07f
Would balance the budget
I will be selling tickets and tee shirts!
Please, you’re undercharging. We could have the national debt paid off in no time at $10 a piss
I’ll take 10
I got 10 bucks. Where’s the line?
I was going to say if you change it to five bucks, you will solve all the debt, create an overflow that could sustain infrastructure, education and Universal Health Care with plenty left over
“$1 a piss”
Fastest path to becoming a millionaire.
I would gladly pay top dollar for this, sir!
Also, I’d open a drink stand nearby
How much for a post Chipotle, Taco Bell and case of beer, toilet destroying bowel movement?
If I donated $1000, can I just go over and pee on it whenever I feel like it?
I bet he’d beat Bonnie blues record
one dollar never seemed so worth it
And just like that, we had a budget surplus…
Say less
Everything is a grift with him.
Sir that is not how supply and demand works.
can take the man out the grift but not the grift out the man
Can we subscribe?
Dang it, I almost got excited.
I fully expect to learn about it from reddit, though.
They are going to need a sump pump running 24/7 to keep the area from flooding.
Here’s $20 up front from me.
Underpriced. They could charge so much more.
I’d spend my life savings pissing on that fucking thing. Probably drop a couple deuces while I’m at it too.
You could charge a hundred bucks a head and the line would still be miles long. It would be the most piss stained plot of land on the planet
Always thought his headstone should just be a urinal
https://preview.redd.it/wi1v0sdlxeqg1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cd2897487e9b2d8235620ac5e283e1e32955437
https://preview.redd.it/anm4tjygxeqg1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7be672834087acc77c281f6e78c9944850098b4
One more target, and according to rumors it has been used as some kind of “lavatory”
I will never do it. I told myself when I retired I would never again stand in a long line.
I hope his eventual headstone has a urinal mounted on it for public use. Maybe a crapper on the back.
5$ for a dump