Chuck Norris didn’t die; Death was just too afraid to tell him, so he sent a 5-year-old to do it
Ninjajo112552 on
I’m 15 and he’s a legendÂ
Nerdy_Finch on
he wanted to ban gay marriage, wanted to kick gay kids out the boyscouts and wrote a 5 page long conspiracy theory about shariah law taking over america
I understand people have good memories and that’s fine, but that should never erase the very real harm he did to marginalized communities
Accomplished-Dot1365 on
Fuck that bigot
Karma_Doesnt_Matter on
Reddit is going to be almost unusable for the next 2 days with all the Norris posts.
SenseisSifu on
He’s MAGA. Cancels out anything cool he ever did
Kuro-Tora-59 on
Hes not dead, he just switched dimensions
Chaos-Cortex on
A bigot legend from what I hear and maga freak.
Spartan-117182 on
Does your niece have an alibi? Where was she last night between the hours of 10pm and 3am?
Pogue_Mahone_ on
Good riddance to that piece of shit
Additional_Piece4165 on
Over 35 and stoked that fascist is dead
BeRad419 on
Another maga boomer bites the dust .. keep it coming that fucking generation is a cancer, can’t wait till we can finally say no more boomers
Nyx_Shadowspawn on
Chuck Norris *was* a legend.
Then he just became another hateful old man.
Spiritually_Enby on
He was a bigot
antmanfan3911 on
He’s a legend and I’m younger than 35
VonLoewe on
No shit, I was about to comment something like “even younger than 35, wtf” and then I remembered I’m turning 34 this year smh
DaBestBean-_- on
Well only Mr Rogers lived so yea
Quirkyserenefrenzy on
Meh. Guy was anti-lgbtq+
Not happy he’s dead, but I don’t feel inclined to mourn his death either
BakedBee88-08 on
The number 86 died today at the age of Chuck
TritonYB on
Never was a fan
gutterfreaklabs on
Problem is Chuck was a giant MAGA Christian Fundamentalist. He was a shit person, like Hulk Hogan. Ruined his legacy post 2010. I looked him up today and got real disappointed real quickly.
Prestigious-Worth-49 on
He was a shitty person. Why care?
Aggressive_Owl5379 on
Ain’t no way this is how I find out💀
MetalMewtwo9001 on
So this is how I find out about this? Thanks Reddit.
Malaguy420 on
If by “legend” you mean “terrible actor and ‘martial artist’ and huge racist piece of shit” then yeah, he was a legend.
Rot in hell, douchebag.
dappermanV-88 on
I’m 28, my coworker who told me is 26 and everyone who cared. Is under 35.
ItsaPpLe34 on
Damn didn’t know everyone over the age of 15 was over 35 now
MNniice on
A legend? Nah wont miss him for a second, maga grifting chud
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Chuck Norris didn’t die; Death was just too afraid to tell him, so he sent a 5-year-old to do it
I’m 15 and he’s a legendÂ
he wanted to ban gay marriage, wanted to kick gay kids out the boyscouts and wrote a 5 page long conspiracy theory about shariah law taking over america
I understand people have good memories and that’s fine, but that should never erase the very real harm he did to marginalized communities
Fuck that bigot
Reddit is going to be almost unusable for the next 2 days with all the Norris posts.
He’s MAGA. Cancels out anything cool he ever did
Hes not dead, he just switched dimensions
A bigot legend from what I hear and maga freak.
Does your niece have an alibi? Where was she last night between the hours of 10pm and 3am?
Good riddance to that piece of shit
Over 35 and stoked that fascist is dead
Another maga boomer bites the dust .. keep it coming that fucking generation is a cancer, can’t wait till we can finally say no more boomers
Chuck Norris *was* a legend.
Then he just became another hateful old man.
He was a bigot
He’s a legend and I’m younger than 35
No shit, I was about to comment something like “even younger than 35, wtf” and then I remembered I’m turning 34 this year smh
Well only Mr Rogers lived so yea
Meh. Guy was anti-lgbtq+
Not happy he’s dead, but I don’t feel inclined to mourn his death either
The number 86 died today at the age of Chuck
Never was a fan
Problem is Chuck was a giant MAGA Christian Fundamentalist. He was a shit person, like Hulk Hogan. Ruined his legacy post 2010. I looked him up today and got real disappointed real quickly.
He was a shitty person. Why care?
Ain’t no way this is how I find out💀
So this is how I find out about this? Thanks Reddit.
If by “legend” you mean “terrible actor and ‘martial artist’ and huge racist piece of shit” then yeah, he was a legend.
Rot in hell, douchebag.
I’m 28, my coworker who told me is 26 and everyone who cared. Is under 35.
Damn didn’t know everyone over the age of 15 was over 35 now
A legend? Nah wont miss him for a second, maga grifting chud