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    Who’s gonna tell him?


    Who’s gonna tell him?

    by Foreign_Addition2844

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    2. hausmaus07 on

      Another way of saying “Enjoy your last meal”. Sucks the OP is gonna be a gold star dad in the near future, but you get what you vote for.

    6. badgerwardog on

      4 years of sea duty, this is an “end of the FY quarter” purge of the freezer so that you can buy more

    7. Backflips_for_stalin on

      Oh god, nothing like overcooked steak and lobster for a 3 extra months out to see. This food was straight garbage, pizza and wing day is infinitely better

    9. stiffjalopy on

      And if he’s on the Gerald Ford, he’s been out for 10 months and counting and is peeing over the rails. Yup, doing a great job of taking care of our service members. Ugh

    10. Heliocentrist on

      “sure, I lost my legs in combat but that poorly cooked lobster tail made it totally worth it”

    13. Asshole_from_Texas on

      Looks like we’re putting boot on the ground to secure that enriched uranium.

      I’m sure this government will provide the needed PPE.

    14. Harvest827 on

      And someday soon the military will contact that parent and say, “would you like this in a box to go?”

    15. Survive1014 on

      Better make sure everyone gets to chat with him and tell them they love him now. Tomorrow will be too late.

    16. Erstwhile_pancakes on

      Ack! Looks as cooked as Trump’s brain and dry as Mor Shapiro’s minge.

    17. mr_greedee on

      now son, remember why you are doing this…to avoid the release of the files….you got this son!

    18. O8ee on

      I have studiously avoided all responsibility and authority my entire life and still know a future gold star dad when I see one

    19. Snarkys on

      I am a Coast Guard vet. When underway, we ate lobster almost every Friday for dinner. They have ALWAYS fed their sailors quite well.
      And to be fair, it took me years to even want a lobster after I was out.
      Yes. You can actually get a bit tired of eating anything if you have it too often.

    22. KimchiLlama on

      Is the lack of fibre to prevent one shitting themselves when they see combat for the first time?

    26. idontknowmaybenot on

      Was just talking the USMC sub about this. I’d be in Afghanistan and we’d get steak and lobster and be like “wait why are we getting this”. We learned after a few of them what that meant. Wish no ill will on any service member and fuck this stupid war.

    28. izzymaestro on

      Enjoy this right before your ship is going to try and run the blockade through mine infested waters.

      We wouldn’t let you blow up hungry.

    31. apdingman on

      Spent 9 years in the Navy. When you get surf n turf, you’re about to get fucked.

    33. DarkArmyLieutenant on

      Just in case people don’t know, whenever we were deployed to a hostile or hazardous location where shit could get messy real quick they would feed us this stuff.

    34. Spirited-Image2904 on

      Taking care of soldiers means that we do NOT send them to a war to distract from the Epstein files.

    35. FNALSOLUTION1 on

      I remember we pulled in Cyprus, Bahrain, then Spain. We were heading back home went up on the mess deck an they were serving lobster & steak. Every knew that was never good…ended up making 3 trips to Lebanon to rescue American citizens….good times

    39. Select_Secretary_770 on

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      As a former sailor oh you sweet summer child

    40. AnewTest on

      Dude is happy to see that his son is getting his “you’re about to die in battle” meal.

      Oh yeah, MAGA isn’t a cult. /s They’re just pleased to see that their son is about to die for the Pedophile in Chief. Sacrifices for the Godking. Good lord.

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