I was told as a kid that I pissed like an elephant, and I still proudly have a solid stream.
Worth_Cobbler_4140 on
Always.
Own-Hippo42 on
They have a point tho. I don’t want my toilet seat to be covered in peepee
AdCheap8058 on
I always do. Elegant pisser was my nickname in high school
AsianButBig on
The Japanese text is saying “Thank you for using the toilet cleanly”, while the English (presumably aimed at foreigners) tells you to do so 😂
According_Cut_7100 on
It actually litteraly says “Thank you for using the toilet cleanly” it doesn’t specifically mention anything about how to urinate or ask you to do anything
rdw_365 on
If there’s a sign, there’s a story.
JerkfaceMcDouche on
Accuracy I get.
Elegance…what should I keep my pinky out like a 17th century syphilitic?
Vogel-Kerl on
I would pee on that sign, or try to.
whiskeytango55 on
Pinkies out?
mrmagooze on
Urinetrouble if you can or can’t read it!!! I used to pee SO elegantly when I was young!!!!! NO precision so I’d just piss people off…and on!!!😂😂😂😂😂
sleeze4cheeze on
Im printing this for when my nephews sleepover 😅🤣 love it
fellaneedahandpls on
I always do, right on both sides of the urinal and sometimes in the middle.
Fattswindstorm on
My art can’t be contained.
Shadowhawk0000 on
Elegance you’ll get. Precision, not so sure sometimes. lol
vaynecassano on
Must be anya’s teacher
jjs3_1 on
The polite way of saying ‘don’t’ pee on the toilet seat.
YesterShill on
That’s just sage advice.
Evie_Sofia on
I am now imagining elegant urination, and it is so funny🤣
Alejaandalejo11 on
Pretty sure my bladder doesn’t know what “precision and elegance” means
timetosaysomething on
Is there any other way?
Jaadu_1212 on
“elegance” 💅✨✨
Oney01 on
In other words. In the toilet please.
JustYerAverage on
I have never once gone for peeing with elegance and am now haunted by the lost possibilities.
Drakanies on
For precision, make sure you have a full, firm grip. For elegance, pinky out.
Exotic-Mine-6008 on
Accuracy and precision
MobilePencil on
While in JoJo pose
Deaw12345 on
But of course
Bierdaddy on
We aim to please, so please aim?
qchto on
Ok… *takes out the funnel*
sirbrow on
Finally, professional standards for peeing 😂
M25commuter on
No splashing in the pool please.
ggrieves on
I’ll wear my powdered wig
Jelly_Sprinkles on
i feel like this sign would have me overthinking my entire life 😭 like why am i suddenly trying to perform like it’s a judged event… i just know i’d mess up the moment i try to be “elegant”
BlendeGamer on
have the pipe in control
KING_CH1M4IRA on
“And the traffic guys? They’re good guys. There’s this one guy, Phillip. He can pee in the urinal from 20 feet. You’ve gotta see it, Allen. You’ve got to.” -Det. Terry Hoitz
jackofslayers on
“to keep the bathroom beautiful” don’t cut that part out lol
centurio9 on
I rarely do but I always try, sir.
a_shootin_star on
Now I just picture some dude with a monocle and a top hat holding his wiener in a dainty way.
t-D7 on
If someone ask me that I’m going to do the most precise and most elegant pissing in my life.
Sassquatch0 on
Gentlemen,
– You are a living bipod-mount for your sizable weapon.
– You are using binocular sights to range your stationary target.
– You are firing from an elevated position with minimal ballistic trajectory and zero crosswind.
– You have a multi-handed grip for precision aim & recoil control.
– Your target has a very large hitbox relative to the size of your projectile, with multiple valid strike zones.
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I can do one or the other. Not both.
Fuck elegance.
I was told as a kid that I pissed like an elephant, and I still proudly have a solid stream.
Always.
They have a point tho. I don’t want my toilet seat to be covered in peepee
I always do. Elegant pisser was my nickname in high school
The Japanese text is saying “Thank you for using the toilet cleanly”, while the English (presumably aimed at foreigners) tells you to do so 😂
It actually litteraly says “Thank you for using the toilet cleanly” it doesn’t specifically mention anything about how to urinate or ask you to do anything
If there’s a sign, there’s a story.
Accuracy I get.
Elegance…what should I keep my pinky out like a 17th century syphilitic?
I would pee on that sign, or try to.
Pinkies out?
Urinetrouble if you can or can’t read it!!! I used to pee SO elegantly when I was young!!!!! NO precision so I’d just piss people off…and on!!!😂😂😂😂😂
Im printing this for when my nephews sleepover 😅🤣 love it
I always do, right on both sides of the urinal and sometimes in the middle.
My art can’t be contained.
Elegance you’ll get. Precision, not so sure sometimes. lol
Must be anya’s teacher
The polite way of saying ‘don’t’ pee on the toilet seat.
That’s just sage advice.
I am now imagining elegant urination, and it is so funny🤣
Pretty sure my bladder doesn’t know what “precision and elegance” means
Is there any other way?
“elegance” 💅✨✨
In other words. In the toilet please.
I have never once gone for peeing with elegance and am now haunted by the lost possibilities.
For precision, make sure you have a full, firm grip. For elegance, pinky out.
Accuracy and precision
While in JoJo pose
But of course
We aim to please, so please aim?
Ok… *takes out the funnel*
Finally, professional standards for peeing 😂
No splashing in the pool please.
I’ll wear my powdered wig
i feel like this sign would have me overthinking my entire life 😭 like why am i suddenly trying to perform like it’s a judged event… i just know i’d mess up the moment i try to be “elegant”
have the pipe in control
“And the traffic guys? They’re good guys. There’s this one guy, Phillip. He can pee in the urinal from 20 feet. You’ve gotta see it, Allen. You’ve got to.” -Det. Terry Hoitz
“to keep the bathroom beautiful” don’t cut that part out lol
I rarely do but I always try, sir.
Now I just picture some dude with a monocle and a top hat holding his wiener in a dainty way.
If someone ask me that I’m going to do the most precise and most elegant pissing in my life.
Gentlemen,
– You are a living bipod-mount for your sizable weapon.
– You are using binocular sights to range your stationary target.
– You are firing from an elevated position with minimal ballistic trajectory and zero crosswind.
– You have a multi-handed grip for precision aim & recoil control.
– Your target has a very large hitbox relative to the size of your projectile, with multiple valid strike zones.
🍆 💦 🎯