Medieval love poetry talks a lot about how nice the poet’s horses/camels are. I just assume that it is the equivalent of those songs where the singer talks about how you should date them because they have a nice car.
OhShitAnElite on
I require context
Foldfish on
To be fair a good horse could be worth more than a small manor back then
honhonbageutte on
Tbf if a horse girl tells you she likes you more than her horse, it means A LOT
Might even be concerning
UnhappyStrain on
Horses are dogs were early man’s best friends and some of their most useful tools after all
SaltZealousideal5582 on
Replace “horse” with “truck”, and now you have country music.
Dagordae on
Makes sense to me, a good warhorse was a *huge* deal for most of history. Hence why we spent centuries very slowly and deliberately breeding them into existence.
Even today a good pedigree horse can go for millions or even tens of millions.
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Was this lady by chance named Katherine?
Medieval love poetry talks a lot about how nice the poet’s horses/camels are. I just assume that it is the equivalent of those songs where the singer talks about how you should date them because they have a nice car.
I require context
To be fair a good horse could be worth more than a small manor back then
Tbf if a horse girl tells you she likes you more than her horse, it means A LOT
Might even be concerning
Horses are dogs were early man’s best friends and some of their most useful tools after all
Replace “horse” with “truck”, and now you have country music.
Makes sense to me, a good warhorse was a *huge* deal for most of history. Hence why we spent centuries very slowly and deliberately breeding them into existence.
Even today a good pedigree horse can go for millions or even tens of millions.
[First thing i thought of](https://youtu.be/VecVykoHCuU?si=U8lDTruvJkk5lvFe)
Picking girls up because you’ve got a nice car seems to be a timeless strategy
Medieval rizz hits different when there’s horsepower involved.
Look at my horse.
My horse is amazing.
You look better than my horse might be the worst pick up line in history
“Gurl you hotter than my Bugatti and that Bugatti is straight fire”
– a modern translation
Dayum, that girls surely has _huuuge_… tracts of land.