that’s not the crocodile’s money, that’s a one-way ticket to the Darwin Awards
mike_pants on
Alligator.
Or maybe caiman?
hogwild993 on
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SDFirion on
Money AND dinner? Don’t mind if I do.
Shaclo on
I will inform the Crocodile that destroying money is a felony and if they destroy the money they are being sent to the big one for a long time.
sylvamythxa on
Bro thinks he’s a boss fight, but I’m out here playing on Hardcore difficulty with 1 HP and no health kits. Hand over the loot, Lacoste.
The_Nerdiest_Nerd_ on
It looks pretty small I could probably fight it
Ok_Substance5632 on
If Crocky still value his life he’d would it let go
Shadowlance23 on
That one looks pretty small. I’ll just sit on its snout until it suffocates.
LolOverHere on
Fucking repost bot
Exotic_Weather4Me on
Give me a weapon, and I won’t even hesitate.
Original_Degree6511 on
That’s definitely an alligator.
FlawlessLikeUs on
That’s a gator
sincerestfall on
Risk my life? This is exactly the reason for guns.
NPC_9001 on
So that gator is still about the size of my forearm. I’m taking the money.
Sparkle-Sparxie on
What the hell am I risking…?
That thing is the size of my fucking foot.
(Loud squishing noise…but not enough to hurt it so I take the money after it lets go)
MoeSzyslakMonobrow on
That’s a baby alligator. I’m getting a stack and a new pet.
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Weary-Wasabi1721 on
The crocodile is dinner
zeno-logixx on
Croco🐊 RIP 🪦
TheGifPlays on
They have a weak opening, which is why you can tape their mouths closed or even hold their mouths after you have them pinned. This looks to be a small boy judging by how big the money is compared to its head. Sneak up behind it, pin it down to keep its mouth closed. Yank the cash away. You might rip some bills, but the bulk of it should be fine. Now the tricky part is getting away. You’ll need to be ready to move fast once you get off it, and faster yet when you release its jaw.
Xyrazk on
Money and a new pet
ZeTreasureBoblin on
Give the water puppy a big hug.
CrestingNixie on
So trueee😭
Missetat75 on
That thing is tiny, i could just snatch the money and go.
BubbaTech24065 on
Merlin 22lr, less than 3 shots, then we have dinner and a movie 🎬, popcorn 🍿 at the theater is expensive now…
VewVegas-1221 on
If we are looking at this realistically. The *Alligator* (not crocodile), would probably not do anything if you took the money.
You’d be surprised at how much it takes for a gator to actively attack you. They are usually chill guys. *Usually*…
Extra-Philosopher-35 on
They’re jaws are really weak opening but have power chomping down. Just keep your hands away from inside the mouth and use a stick.
SampleDisastrous3311 on
What if I dont want the money but the genuine croc leather??? A nice pair of boots would be nice.
DimeloFaze on
Jokes on bro, I’m from dade, this shit gonna be a purse and belt combo in Florida city by next week.
DonguinhoXd on
Money plus a pet or money plus food? I can’t decide, both are good.
bhavin0001 on
That’s not risk… that’s a business opportunity 🐊💰
fraggy-waggy on
43 posts within the last 24 hours. Get out of here, you repost-bot clanker.
IamDurrani on
In this current situation of the world this croc is putting his life on stake…
Capitan-chad-1 on
I would f sure
Akumu89 on
Now it’s my turn to post this.
Z_E_D_D_ on
hand over the money or you shall become the purse that carries it forever
BeginningTune6406 on
I’d cut its gd head off if I had to
GuitarRelevant8655 on
Cutie pie ain’t doing shit to me. Taking the money and kissing its snout
Dramatic_Spare6360 on
He really just wants a belly rub and a tax return, leave him alone! 🐊💸
Errorr404 on
badlove69420 on
Looks like im gonna need to learn how to cook gator
Sir-maxT on
You are down for money and croc leather
DeltaUnknown on
Always wanted to try crocodile meat is all i’m saying.
Full_Cup_Queen on
This meme always cracks me up
sailor-jackn on
That’s not a crocodile. It’s an alligator. But, I agree. It’s not my life that would be at risk, but the gator’s.
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that’s not the crocodile’s money, that’s a one-way ticket to the Darwin Awards
Alligator.
Or maybe caiman?
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Money AND dinner? Don’t mind if I do.
I will inform the Crocodile that destroying money is a felony and if they destroy the money they are being sent to the big one for a long time.
Bro thinks he’s a boss fight, but I’m out here playing on Hardcore difficulty with 1 HP and no health kits. Hand over the loot, Lacoste.
It looks pretty small I could probably fight it
If Crocky still value his life he’d would it let go
That one looks pretty small. I’ll just sit on its snout until it suffocates.
Fucking repost bot
Give me a weapon, and I won’t even hesitate.
That’s definitely an alligator.
That’s a gator
Risk my life? This is exactly the reason for guns.
So that gator is still about the size of my forearm. I’m taking the money.
What the hell am I risking…?
That thing is the size of my fucking foot.
(Loud squishing noise…but not enough to hurt it so I take the money after it lets go)
That’s a baby alligator. I’m getting a stack and a new pet.
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The crocodile is dinner
Croco🐊 RIP 🪦
They have a weak opening, which is why you can tape their mouths closed or even hold their mouths after you have them pinned. This looks to be a small boy judging by how big the money is compared to its head. Sneak up behind it, pin it down to keep its mouth closed. Yank the cash away. You might rip some bills, but the bulk of it should be fine. Now the tricky part is getting away. You’ll need to be ready to move fast once you get off it, and faster yet when you release its jaw.
Money and a new pet
Give the water puppy a big hug.
So trueee😭
That thing is tiny, i could just snatch the money and go.
Merlin 22lr, less than 3 shots, then we have dinner and a movie 🎬, popcorn 🍿 at the theater is expensive now…
If we are looking at this realistically. The *Alligator* (not crocodile), would probably not do anything if you took the money.
You’d be surprised at how much it takes for a gator to actively attack you. They are usually chill guys. *Usually*…
They’re jaws are really weak opening but have power chomping down. Just keep your hands away from inside the mouth and use a stick.
What if I dont want the money but the genuine croc leather??? A nice pair of boots would be nice.
Jokes on bro, I’m from dade, this shit gonna be a purse and belt combo in Florida city by next week.
Money plus a pet or money plus food? I can’t decide, both are good.
That’s not risk… that’s a business opportunity 🐊💰
43 posts within the last 24 hours. Get out of here, you repost-bot clanker.
In this current situation of the world this croc is putting his life on stake…
I would f sure
Now it’s my turn to post this.
hand over the money or you shall become the purse that carries it forever
I’d cut its gd head off if I had to
Cutie pie ain’t doing shit to me. Taking the money and kissing its snout
He really just wants a belly rub and a tax return, leave him alone! 🐊💸
Looks like im gonna need to learn how to cook gator
You are down for money and croc leather
Always wanted to try crocodile meat is all i’m saying.
This meme always cracks me up
That’s not a crocodile. It’s an alligator. But, I agree. It’s not my life that would be at risk, but the gator’s.