Look, the mordhau grip is useful but wearing gauntlets to not get your hands fucked up should be obvious without a tutorial.
embernoira on
10 minutes later: “Why is this game so hard? The mechanics are broken!” (I literally skipped the screen explaining how to parry).
M_Meet_18 on
When the game says ‘Press X to parry’ but you’ve already decided that the hilt is the business end.
ilostmypaperplate on
*Skips tutorial
*skips cutscnese
* complains about not knowing what to do and who the fuck is that!
21MayDay21 on

Are you ready ?
NoPerformance4830 on
dude that grip was an actual method to deal with armoured opponents
although why the OTHER dude doesnt have armour and stuff on is another thing
Life-Bass-2013 on
I usually play and if i don’t understand then i do go through with tutorial. Like i played dota 2, and had not played similar game before, tutorial window was surprisingly helpful.
Successful_Lychee130 on
And 2 hours later
Oh i dint know i could do that
Why did no one tell me
mahongmyboots on
I do need tutorials for game specific mechanics but most games force upon you movement and jump tutorials which gets annoying
guestpassonly on
isnt it a valid tactic to use the often oversized pummel of a sword as a bashing weapon against other armored targets.
of course that’s considering you’re also using a gauntlet to not slice off your own fingers
BratBunniie on
Fr tho, then I end up dead in 5 mins lol
Yitcolved on
Dudes got his Slavic dance down. Too bad hes about to be pummel struck.
TarasKhu on
I mean, this guy DID pass a tutorial
Brokenspade1 on
Bro… tutorial loot?
How can you pass up that rusty dagger you will LITERALLY never use?
9-5grind on
Me when I play half sword lmfao
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R0land-610 on
Io sono del team “imparerò giocando”
Alduinsfieryfarts on
KCD first-timers acting like you can solo a small army without training.
se7enweeb on
The hosted grip
Capitan-chad-1 on
I will do better in the next life
IronTemplar26 on
He’s doing it wrong, but this is an actual technique called pommeling. The pommel is the bit at the end. It acts as both a counterbalance and grip aid. Using gloves to protect one’s hands from the sharp blade allows the wielder to fully exploit the length of the sword to act as an improvised bludgeoning weapon. Hence the term “pommeled”
This would be particularly helpful against a heavily armoured opponent, with the chief target being the helmet
Severin_The_Hunter on
This is meant to come across as some guy doing something idiotic, but he’s actually correctly applying Mordhau, or, “murder stroke,” justifying his lack of a tutorial.
big_johnny_bee on
Dang. I must have skipped it when i was born.
ciissss on
this is an actual technique tho. and it’s very effective.
Pootisman16 on
Yeah, we can tell you didn’t do the tutorial, since you don’t even know that reverse-grip was an actual thing.
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Look, the mordhau grip is useful but wearing gauntlets to not get your hands fucked up should be obvious without a tutorial.
10 minutes later: “Why is this game so hard? The mechanics are broken!” (I literally skipped the screen explaining how to parry).
When the game says ‘Press X to parry’ but you’ve already decided that the hilt is the business end.
*Skips tutorial
*skips cutscnese
* complains about not knowing what to do and who the fuck is that!

Are you ready ?
dude that grip was an actual method to deal with armoured opponents
although why the OTHER dude doesnt have armour and stuff on is another thing
I usually play and if i don’t understand then i do go through with tutorial. Like i played dota 2, and had not played similar game before, tutorial window was surprisingly helpful.
And 2 hours later
Oh i dint know i could do that
Why did no one tell me
I do need tutorials for game specific mechanics but most games force upon you movement and jump tutorials which gets annoying
isnt it a valid tactic to use the often oversized pummel of a sword as a bashing weapon against other armored targets.
of course that’s considering you’re also using a gauntlet to not slice off your own fingers
Fr tho, then I end up dead in 5 mins lol
Dudes got his Slavic dance down. Too bad hes about to be pummel struck.
I mean, this guy DID pass a tutorial
Bro… tutorial loot?
How can you pass up that rusty dagger you will LITERALLY never use?
Me when I play half sword lmfao
[deleted]
Io sono del team “imparerò giocando”
KCD first-timers acting like you can solo a small army without training.
The hosted grip
I will do better in the next life
He’s doing it wrong, but this is an actual technique called pommeling. The pommel is the bit at the end. It acts as both a counterbalance and grip aid. Using gloves to protect one’s hands from the sharp blade allows the wielder to fully exploit the length of the sword to act as an improvised bludgeoning weapon. Hence the term “pommeled”
This would be particularly helpful against a heavily armoured opponent, with the chief target being the helmet
This is meant to come across as some guy doing something idiotic, but he’s actually correctly applying Mordhau, or, “murder stroke,” justifying his lack of a tutorial.
Dang. I must have skipped it when i was born.
this is an actual technique tho. and it’s very effective.
Yeah, we can tell you didn’t do the tutorial, since you don’t even know that reverse-grip was an actual thing.