CapableAd8531 on March 18, 2026 5:21 pm Shame they settled for a condom. They could have tried to STEAL THE MOON 🍑
justAMemeForFun on March 18, 2026 5:38 pm “Guys….We’re ever so slightly fucked…” Any sperm when they hit the condom
Sassy-Sasha_ on March 18, 2026 5:39 pm More like “I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is we are all in this together, and the bad news is no one is leaving here alive 💀”
Siegfoult on March 18, 2026 6:06 pm Actually, condoms contain spermicide, so he would be dead before he could tell anyone.
Relevant_Wishbone on March 18, 2026 7:02 pm Well, obviously, somebody broke through because I’m here arguing on the internet 💀 So, either that guy was lying… or one of them was like, “nah, I’d win” and then did it 😭
luciaalt on March 18, 2026 8:24 pm imagine training your entire short life for the absolute olympics just to hit a literal rubber wall. tragic fr 😔
Risky_Player_2002 on March 18, 2026 9:23 pm But they will find a way out anyways, just for a plottwist called „teenage pregnancy”
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Shame they settled for a condom. They could have tried to STEAL THE MOON 🍑
They will never steal the mythical butt nugget now.
“Guys….We’re ever so slightly fucked…”
Any sperm when they hit the condom
More like “I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is we are all in this together, and the bad news is no one is leaving here alive 💀”
Actually, condoms contain spermicide, so he would be dead before he could tell anyone.
Mission failed, we’ll get ’em next time
Well, obviously, somebody broke through because I’m here arguing on the internet 💀
So, either that guy was lying… or one of them was like, “nah, I’d win” and then did it 😭
imagine training your entire short life for the absolute olympics just to hit a literal rubber wall. tragic fr 😔
Guys I have bad news
But they will find a way out anyways, just for a plottwist called „teenage pregnancy”