“appear where you are unexpected” “mystify, mislead and surprise the enemy” The Emus are true students
GCN_09 on
The Art of War talks about terrain, spies, the use of fire, but I’d bet if Sun Tzu had access to avian maneuver warfare, he would’ve authored a whole new section on that alone.
Dominarion on
Lol!!! The emus pulled a reverse Schwerpunkt on the Australian army! Keeping experts baffled for over a century.
“It shouldna hav worked. It shouldna hav worked” keeps repeating Australian general. “Dat is scheiße!” says a famous Clausewitz expert.
According to a PLA spokeperson, there was an emu war in China in the 6th century BC and Sun Tzu quickly defeated it, killing 750’000 emus in an afternoon.
USS-Stofe on
Emu tactics: “When they approach, we run away,”
Geolib1453 on
No they are using Fabian Strategy (when they approach we run away). You cant counter that! Not even Hannibal could!
GraniteGeekNH on
Dammit, I’m at work. Stop making me laugh out loud.
Magical_Astronomy on
Why didn’t the aussies just use their commonwealth tie and get some canadian geese on their side against emus? Are they stupid?
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“appear where you are unexpected” “mystify, mislead and surprise the enemy” The Emus are true students
The Art of War talks about terrain, spies, the use of fire, but I’d bet if Sun Tzu had access to avian maneuver warfare, he would’ve authored a whole new section on that alone.
Lol!!! The emus pulled a reverse Schwerpunkt on the Australian army! Keeping experts baffled for over a century.
“It shouldna hav worked. It shouldna hav worked” keeps repeating Australian general. “Dat is scheiße!” says a famous Clausewitz expert.
According to a PLA spokeperson, there was an emu war in China in the 6th century BC and Sun Tzu quickly defeated it, killing 750’000 emus in an afternoon.
Emu tactics: “When they approach, we run away,”
No they are using Fabian Strategy (when they approach we run away). You cant counter that! Not even Hannibal could!
Dammit, I’m at work. Stop making me laugh out loud.
Why didn’t the aussies just use their commonwealth tie and get some canadian geese on their side against emus? Are they stupid?