PacquiaoFreeHousing on March 18, 2026 10:25 am if you see someone bending over, you’re gay, if you see a girl spreading her thighs, you’re straight.
Main_Significance478 on March 18, 2026 10:25 am I thought the US was there for oil but actually they’re there to sniff ass 😫
LetumComplexo on March 18, 2026 10:33 am This. This is the kind of shitpoast I come to reddit for. You have made my day better, have an award.
Lorenzoak on March 18, 2026 10:38 am Major news outlets: “The escalating conflict in the Strait of Hormuz could trigger World War III and collapse the global economy.” Reddit: “Hehe, the map looks like a giant geographical prostate exam.”
pisscat101 on March 18, 2026 10:44 am The world is in dire straits, money for nothing and your chicks for free
Dral_Shady on March 18, 2026 10:44 am Replace that finger with a tentpole and you will know why Trump attacked.
RijnKantje on March 18, 2026 10:47 am Redditors are gonne be so confused when they eventually find out women also have asses.
VelvetEspresso on March 18, 2026 10:48 am You really just woke up today had a nice breakfast and went “yep today’s the day, the world needs to hear this”
Ok_Difference44 on March 18, 2026 10:48 am Hormuz is fully open, it’s practically gaping. It’s like me, totally Strait.
Glitter-3 on March 18, 2026 10:52 am this is the kind of geography lesson we didn’t know we needed 🤣🤌
Ray_Pingeau on March 18, 2026 10:54 am What does milking the prostate have to do with being gay? Or do you just find frigid women?
MoJoe-21 on March 18, 2026 10:55 am Not many things can make me laugh this hard at 7:00am .. well done
deedubyaz on March 18, 2026 10:56 am Bahrain is just sitting there on the left like a bloke who walked into the wrong room at a party
Pinstar on March 18, 2026 11:01 am I’m surprised Trump doesn’t rename it to the “Gay of Hormuz” in hopes that the Iranian government would not be comfortable around it. Then again, Iran could rename it to the “Adult Passage of Hormuz” in hopes that Trump loses interest in it.
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Wtf did I just watch
if you see someone bending over, you’re gay,
if you see a girl spreading her thighs, you’re straight.
I thought the US was there for oil but actually they’re there to sniff ass 😫
Oh I see. That’s why Dubai is full of shit
It’s not gay if the balls don’t touch.
Oh…. Good morning Reddit 😳
This actually made me laugh 😆
Welp, can’t unsee that.
Something isn’t right about this, I can’t put my finger on it
This. This is the kind of shitpoast I come to reddit for.
You have made my day better, have an award.
Major news outlets: “The escalating conflict in the Strait of Hormuz could trigger World War III and collapse the global economy.”
Reddit: “Hehe, the map looks like a giant geographical prostate exam.”
Try finger, butt hole.
I can’t unsee
Straight Homos..?
im mad i didnt this of this at an earlier date lmao
🫡
The world is in dire straits, money for nothing and your chicks for free
Replace that finger with a tentpole and you will know why Trump attacked.
No wonder there’s always tension in the strait
Redditors are gonne be so confused when they eventually find out women also have asses.
You really just woke up today had a nice breakfast and went “yep today’s the day, the world needs to hear this”
Try finger…
but hole.
Hormuz is fully open, it’s practically gaping. It’s like me, totally Strait.
I just spit my coffee all over!
Good recycle.
comunque è vergine, altrimenti era largo, non stretto
Hormu.z, the new goat.se
Dubai Chocolate
Bravo
this is the kind of geography lesson we didn’t know we needed 🤣🤌
What does milking the prostate have to do with being gay? Or do you just find frigid women?
Common Elden Ring reference
Not many things can make me laugh this hard at 7:00am .. well done
Bahrain is just sitting there on the left like a bloke who walked into the wrong room at a party
Dubai giving em the ol stink finger
Guaranteed this is gonna get over 100k upvotes
I’m surprised Trump doesn’t rename it to the “Gay of Hormuz” in hopes that the Iranian government would not be comfortable around it.
Then again, Iran could rename it to the “Adult Passage of Hormuz” in hopes that Trump loses interest in it.
Nope, thats it. Enough reddit for today.