The French woke up and chose violence

    by Yveltia

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    1. PRC: Will only nuke in retaliation for being nuked.

      UK: Will nuke in retaliation for any type of WMD

      Israel: Will nuke in retaliation, not only those who attacked them but everyone they don’t like, that is to say if they have nukes, which they neither confirm or deny

      USA: May or may not nuke first

      Russia: Will warn before nuking first

      NK: Will nuke with no warning

      France: Nuke is the warning

    2. Ah yes, the “turn West Germany into a nuclear wasteland so the Soviets can’t get through” defense strategy

    3. France be like : “Let our last stand burn a memory so bright that we will be known throughout eternity!” or something.

    4. Lopsided_Charity_725 on

      What 2 World wars does to a countries mindset when they get nuclear weapons is truly fascinating.

    5. I love their “warning nuke” doctrine. It’s so batshit crazy that nobody would test it, especially knowing full well those funny Frenchies would probably do it too.

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