American novelist Ernest Hemingway using a Thompson submachine gun as shark repellent while aboard his boat. (1938)

    by lelouch444

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    1. the man wrote some of the most restrained prose in literary history and spent his free time shooting sharks with a tommy gun, the contrast never gets old

    2. Mysterious-Unit-7757 on

      “Papa, is Eddie a rummy?”

      “You saw him shoot that didnt you?”

      -ISLANDS IN THE STREAM

    3. *The Old Man and the Sea* would be a significantly different tale if Santiago had access to a submachine gun.

    4. hybridaaroncarroll on

      “Oh, father – you’re so much more fun after your third daiquiri!”

    5. He would later on go to use a different, though no less powerful, type of gun as a life repellent.

    6. ripyourlungsdave on

      Dude was like a prototype for Hunter S Thompson.

      We somehow weren’t ready for either of them.

    7. The guy’s exploit before, during, and after the Battle of Normandy and up to the Liberation of Paris could be made into a TV movie or something.

      He was within sight of Omaha beach while wearing a large head bandage, he demanded to go ashore after seeing “waves of GIs fallen dead” but was denied since he was deemed precious cargo.

      After Operation Cobra he commandeered a car and formed a small **armed** militia that, allegedly, became the first Fr*nch unit into Paris. After Paris he arrived at the Hürtgen forest to report on the slaughter there; and finally had he not been ordered to stay in bed because of pneumonia Hemingway would have inserted himself into the Battle of the Bulge.

      The manliest man to ever man.

    8. I didn’t know Hemingway was such a beefcake. He looks exactly like a gym bro you’d see today, beard, haircut and all.

    9. He lived an amazing yet turbulent life. As for his literary talent, there is an anecdotal story. He went through the grim war and wrote ’For Whom The Bell Tolls’. And did not get the Nobel prize in Literature for this impressive work. He was infuriated and wrote a simple short story ‘The Old Man and The Sea’. However, it turned out so powerful and raw, that he got the Nobel prize for exactly this short story.

    10. ibonkedurmom on

      Visited his home in Oak Park while in Chicago a few years back. Nice house. Lots of mental health issues in that family. His dad and two siblings committed suicide as did granddaughter Margeaux Hemingway.

    11. JimHeckdiver on

      What an absolutely singular talent. I know he could be a dick and had many flaws, but it’s hard not to admire him or be a tiny bit jealous of the life he lived.

    12. blastman8888 on

      My grandfather loved fishing we lived off Southern Califorina coast. He would tell me how great the fishing was in the 1930’s. He was born in 1910 we did lot of fishing in the 1980’s and 90’s. 1930s you could catch 300 lbs black sea bass off piers. They would take row boats just outside the marina catch fish almost every cast.

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